So my roommate is on here as "catrinedream" and apparently she uses it to meet people to have online sex with. Now that I caught her in the act, I'm chuffed to see just what shit you pervs get up to with her on here. This is fucking brilliant. Poor little kitty Cat! Just added: Dude, no, I will not be your fucking Mistress! Stop asking! Everyone! How do you upload a picture to this?
9/17/2016 9:21:08 PM
So I know y'all want to tell me to seduce/fuck/blackmail/whatever my roommate, Cat, simply because--I dunno--we're living in the same dorm room? Because you always fantasized about it? But you know, just because she's your favorite internet toy or whatever, she's my friend and roomie and not my type. So that's not what I'm here for or all about.
Maybe ask me about me sometime instead?