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- DO NOT CONTACT ME IF YOU:
- ARE MARRIED
- HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
- HAVE A BOYFRIEND
- HAVE A " FRIEND WITH BENEFITS"
- LIVE CLEAR ACROSS THE OCEAN
- DON'T HAVE PLANS TO MOVE TO THE US
- EXPECTING TO LIVE WITH ME IN MY HOME..... I DON'T DO LIVE-IN'S
YOU ARE NOT LOCAL
- PLAN ON MOVING TO BE LOCAL IN THE FUTURE
- ARE FAKE AS HELL
you are going to continuously look at my profile, the least you can do is leave the redundant one word greeting
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finslave4domme on 3/26/17 at 2:16 PM: |
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What's it like being a stupid fucking niggar? You write someone a message and then block them like some kind of cowardly pussy. And you have the balls to call yourself a dominant. What a FUCKING JOKE!!!! |
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| THIS IS FROM THE SAME ONE WHO SENT ME THE DUMB MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER PROFILE, LUCKILY FOR ME I AM NOT DUMB STUPID AND IGNORANT ENOUGH TO SEND A RACIST COMMENT TO SOMEONE AND FORGET THAT I CAN BE POSSIBLY BANNED, HIM ON THE OTHER HAND.... I FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR RACIST REMARK, BUT DON'T EVER VISIT MY PROFILE AGAIN, OR I WILL REPORT YOU ON EVERY PROFILE YOU CONTACT ME ON. HAVE A PLEASANT DAY |
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Watch your mouth first of all, and second.... sit on a box of razor blades and spin around a few times then get back with me and tell me how that shit feels.... asshole. God bless you and God bless white people. Bye Felecia |
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New2slaving on 3/26/17 at 1:59 PM: |
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First of all you assume because I'm submissive that means I submit to anyone..... WRONG! 2> calling out your ignorance is not disrespect, I'm actually doing you a favor God bless you and God bless black people |
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DominaNicki on 3/26/17 at 1:57 PM: |
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It's interesting that you sent me a message from your profile that you are a submissive, but you do have the balls to disrespect me and you don't know me???? How the fuck do you call yourself a submissive? |
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New2slaving on 3/26/17 at 1:53 PM: |
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Nicki, It's interesting that you wrote in your profile that you want local men only but then you don't have the balls to even put the town you live in. How the fuck is someone supposed to know if their local?? |
This is supposedly me being "called out" because I chose not to disclose the city I stay in, lol. Any Dom/me worth their salt knows that it is with discretion if they choose to let others know what city they are in. I choose to NOT disclose my location for reasons of my own, but will happily discuss it in a private message once I have gotten to know you. Grow the fuck up, you ignorant fucktwat!!!! Stop being a trump supporter!!!!
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Okay, so I've been gone for a few years, abut now I am back. I am no longer in Georgia, so I am will not be looking for a little bitch boi to play with. |
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A f****y Friend 5: The Party part 1
This story kind of escaped me and became quite long, so I decided to cut it in two. This being the shorter of the halves. Hope you enjoy!
The next morning I woke up in pain. The dildo was still jammed in my ass. I couldn’t move. Artie soon entered and ripped the dildo from my ass. I let out a huge groan of relief and of pain. The cum from the night was now starting to leak its way out and down onto the bed. Artie handed me the dildo and told me to suck it clean. I had no choice. I took it and used my mouth to wipe it clean. Artie stood me up and led me to the shower to get cleaned up. Each step I took, a little bit of cum would hit the floor. And with each step Artie would tell me to lick that cum up. Eventually I made it to the shower and took a short, hot shower. Artie wouldn’t allow me to take a long shower, which I was desperately begging for. “Now that you’re all clean, you can go back and rest. I need you to be wide awake for the night’s events” Artie told me. So I did, I went back into my room and passed out.
Later that afternoon, around 6pm, Artie woke me up and told me to come with him and get something to eat. He told me I’d be needing my energy for later. He hadn’t prepared much, in fact he didn’t prepare at all. He just ordered a pizza. “Lazy fuck” I mumbled. “What was that!?” Artie shouted. ‘nothing master” I said softly. “Fuck that! I know what you said!” He continued, “just for that…” He then stood up abruptly and I could see he had a hard-on. He whipped out his cock and started to jerk off. It didn’t take long before he grabbed my plate of pizza and jizzed all over it. “Here eat that bitch!” he said wiping the remains of his cum on the food. He then handed me the plate and watched me take bite after bite of his special topping pizza.
It was now that time of that night. Artie f***ed me up the stairs, got me dressed in a red bra and black lace panties, and tied me down. I heard the doorbell sound, then heard the sounds of footsteps making their way towards me. “Just give me one quick second to prepare her sir” Artie said. He then walked in and told me to be a good bitch, he then put a blindfold on me and told me that I wouldn’t know what was going to happen with each of the night’s guests. He then walked out and grabbed the gentleman waiting outside. “She’s all ready for you now, I hope you enjoy her” Artie said. The man then walked in, closing the door behind him. He was a very quiet man, I assume shy. He walked in front of me and removed my blindfold. “Please make sure to put that back on when your done sir” came Artie’s voice. He must have installed an intercom at some point without my knowledge. The man nodded into the camera. He was a very heavyset fellow. He stood in front of me naked. His belly just about touching my face. I could see his cock and I thought “this won’t be too bad, his dick is really small.” Which made sense why he was here in the first place. Since Artie had a time limit for the first few hours, the man went behind me and moved my panties aside. He started rubbing his cock over my ass, getting it hard. Once he felt it was hard enough he stuck it in my butt and began to fuck me. As he fucked me, I heard all the sounds of his belly flop on my back. His grunting was actually exciting me. I guess he didn’t know the right procedure cause when it came time for him to cum, he pulled out and shot it all over my back. I thought to myself, “Damn! For a small dick he sure did have a lot of cum stored up.” His cum oozed its way down off my sides and down my crack. The man then zipped up, put the blindfold back on me, and walked out the door. As he opened the door I could hear quite a commotion going on downstairs. There had to be at least 5 people waiting.
The next man was up. “Damn baby! I’m gonna fuck you good!” the next man said. He was already naked as well. I assumed all the men downstairs were all naked and were getting prepared for their turn. The man with me wasted no time. His cock was pretty average, but the sensations were great. He fucked me rough. The swing I was harnessed into was moving rapidly. “Oh yeah! Fuck that dick whore! You’re a good slut aren’t you?” he said. I stayed quiet, except for the moans emanating from me. “Mmm oh yeah here I cum baby!” he said. Then wave after wave of cum shot inside me and on my ass as he pulled out. He then left. I felt like such a complete whore now, having guys just casually walk in, fuck me, cum, leave, and then have it happen all over again with the next guy. Which is exactly how it went that night. Cock after cock walked in through the door, fucked my hole, came in me, and then left for the next guy. There was only 30 minutes left before the ‘special requests’ portion at 1am. I knew cause I kept track of each guy that walked in, knowing they only had 30 minutes. I heard the last set of footsteps walk in through the door. “Mmm would you look at this! I love a bitch who is ready to please her man.” he said. He shoved his, perhaps 8 inch, cock into my ass and fucked me. About 10 minutes after, he pulled out. Then rammed his cock back in, but it felt different. I couldn’t quite put my finger on it, but it was thrilling. He fucked me again for about 15 minutes and then pulled out again. I could hear him jerking his cock. He then pushed his cock back in and fucked me for the last 5 minutes. “Oh yeah you ready to cum?!” he said, “Cause I’m about to blow!” he gripped my hips and shoved his cock in deep. “Oh fuck baby oh fuck here I come!” he belted. As he shot load after load deep in my hole another cock was beginning to cum on my face. I was startled and jumped when the first stream of cum hit my lips. Which actually f***ed me even deeper on the already deep cock. I guess there were two men in the room. Cum now began to drip out from my hole and down my face, as the last 2 men made they’re way out, I heard the front door close and then heard Artie make his up towards the room.
“Well you’ve got about an hour now to rest, there’s a special party coming here at 2 and I didn’t get anyone to fill the 1am spot. So why don’t you shower and get ready” Artie said. He unchained me and again led me to the shower. This time as cum leaked onto the floor, he just let it be. He turned on the shower and left the bathroom. As I stood in the shower I contemplated what I should do. “I’ve got an hour before this party comes” I thought. I had to get out of there. I could bolt down the stairs and out the door, but in this condition ‘bolting’ wasn’t exactly an option. I was in the shower for about 20 minutes, just resting and thinking. “I have to hurry” I said, “ I don’t have much time.” I got out of the shower, but fell to the ground, I guess my legs just didn’t have much strength left. “Fuck!” I yelled. For surely, the loud bang would let Artie know I was done. And it did. I heard Artie coming towards the bathroom now and he opened the door to find me on my knees, which were weary from fucking. He chuckled and helped me up. “Okay let’s go I’ve gotta get you ready” he said, “this party wants a real slut.” He dressed me up in his sluttiest outfits. He gave me black satin lingerie, black silk stockings, a tight white sweater, and a pink plaid skirt. He then did my makeup and gave my a blonde wig to wear which he pasted on with some sort of adhesive. The doorbell sounded. Artie left the room, told me he’d be back with the party, and closed the door. I wasn’t chained up. He just left me standing in the room freely to do anything. I went to the door and tried turning the knob. Locked. But I did the next best thing, I stood by the door and put my ear on it trying to make out what was possibly going to happen. I couldn’t make out much except a lot of giggling. I heard a stampede of bodies as the party made their way up. “Alright here we are, I hope she is everything you wanted. And don’t be afraid to ask her to do anything. She’ll fulfill all your requests” Artie said. He then opened the door and in walked 7 beautiful women, mostly in their mid to late 20‘s and early 30‘s. “Oh my god” I thought, “this is gonna be heaven!” The ladies walked in and giggled some more and whispered to each other. It had to be some sort of bachelorette’s party cause the women were fairly d***k. “Alright sissy, you’re going to do whatever we say, got that!” One women demanded as she was poking my chest. I nodded. “Okay then ladies, let’s get started with this party!” another one said.
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A f****y Friend 5: The Party part 2
The continuation of A f****y Friend 5, wanted to input a huge fantasy of mine into this one, and I think it worked out really well. This is the longer of the halves, but I really think you'll all enjoy it. And I hope you do!
“Give us a striptease!” one of them said. So I began to dance around for the ladies taking off piece by piece of clothing. They told me to leave the lingerie and stockings on, it got them hot. “Now bend over and spank that ass.” I did as the ladies requested. I bent over and gave my ass hard spanks until the ladies had seen enough. “Now stand up whore” one lady said. She was a tall woman, long red hair, fiery eyes, and had a dominant nature. Her name was Lauren, the tag on her blouse gave it away, which a few of the others still had on. “You’re going to take off all our clothes, and if I so much as see your tiny dick flinch, each one of us is going to slap your balls 10 times! Got that!” Lauren said. I nodded and began to take the clothes off each woman. I made it through the first two before my first mistake. As I was undressing the 3rd lady, Stephanie was her name, my cock had brushed with her dress making it jump. “Stop right there!” Lauren shouted, “I saw that, time for your punishment!” I started with the already naked ladies. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” the ladies counted. I was already in pain. Now the next. As each woman gave me my 10 slaps, my dick got a little harder, as each woman would also hit a little of it. Last but not least now was Lauren’s turn. Lauren wanted to make me suffer. She whacked my balls ferociously, leaving them stinging after each slap. Lauren had now noticed my hard-on. “Next time you slip up we’ll slap that cock of yours!” she said. I resumed with Stephanie again removing the dress that caused the first mistake. I made sure my cock was well enough away not to get me in trouble again. I had no problem with 4th or 5th girl, but next was the bachelorette, Michelle. She had short blonde hair, voluptuous lips, and a body that would drive any man crazy. She had remained quiet thus far. As I began removing her blouse and skirt, I noticed her perfect breasts. I stared at them immensely as I removed her bra. But then my cock jumped again. “Uh-oh, looks like someone has a crush on the bride-to-be” one of them said. “You know what that means ladies” Lauren said. And again each lady came at me, and slapped my cock 10 times. Lauren again the hardest hitter. My knees buckled from the pain. But I had to resume. I finished with Michelle and was now on the final woman, Lauren. She squeezed my balls intensely as I removed her clothes. “One wrong move with me, and I’ll kick those balls so hard, you‘ll feel them in your throat” she said. I removed her shirt, then her pants, then her bra, then her panties, and then her stockings and heels without a problem. “Phew!” I thought. But Lauren was displeased, she expected a mistake and took it as an insult that I didn‘t. She kneed me right in the crotch and I was down for the count. “Oh get up whore” she said. I struggled to get back up, but I was up. “Now it’s time to have some real fun” Lauren said.
I failed to notice the duffle bag one of the ladies had brought in with them. They each went to it and pulled out a strap-on each equipped with about an 8 or 9 inch dildo. “Wait! I have an idea” Stephanie said. They whispered to each other shortly and then I heard one of them say “lets do it!” Lauren came up to me and said “We’re gonna do something fun now, understand?” I nodded still ailing from that knee to the dick. Lauren was rubbing her hands all over my cock, making it very hard. “Mmm that’s nice isn’t it” she said, “Crystal get over here and suck this sissy’s cock.” Crystal was the 2nd woman from the lineup. She was latin by her looks, Dark hair, tanned skin, beautiful brown eyes, and a perky set of tits. She got down and sucked me off. I was in a state of relief. I hadn’t cum in what seemed like ages. She was a master at sucking cock, cause it didn’t take long before I was on edge. My moaning alerted Lauren that I was about to shoot. She tapped Crystal on the shoulder signaling her to stop and get up. Lauren then took over and sucked me to completion. I filled her mouth and then some. She got up, and wiped the cum dripping out of her mouth with her finger and into my mouth. She then pointed to the ground telling me to get down on my knees. I did. Lauren then leaned down and gave me a kiss. Letting all of my cum in her mouth make its way into mine. She spit every drop into my mouth and then told me to hold it and then swallow. So I did. Now it was the ladies turn for pleasure.
3 of them, including Crystal, sat down on the bed with their strap-ons. Lauren and Michelle stood back towards the wall. “Get down on your knees and please those cocks” Michelle said. Which left me stunned because Michelle had been quiet this whole time. I dropped to my knees and crawled over to the bed. I took the middle dildo into my mouth and began to suck. I then took my hands and placed them on Crystal and the other woman’s dildo and began to stroke. The dildo’s were so realistic, I was amazed. The other two women, Stephanie and Megan was her name, stood behind me. “Get up” Stephanie said. She then laid down and told me to sit on her dildo and then continue with the ladies on the bed. I did just that. Her dildo was long and thin and penetrated me deep. I now knew why they sucked me off before, they wanted to be cruel and make sure I couldn’t get hard while they played with me. She bounced me around on that dildo until she stopped and said “Hey Megan, feel free to join in anytime now!” Which prompted Megan to stick hers up in my ass along with Stephanie’s. I hadn’t taken two before, but I had taken large ones before. I now had two dildos up my ass, one in my mouth, and one in each hand. Lauren and Michelle still stood by the wall and chatted. The woman whose dildo I was sucking, now stood up and took her strap-on off. She sat back down and told me to lick her clit. Her and the other woman now began to kiss, which was making me hard again. She then screamed in excitement and came. As she laid back exhausted, Stephanie now took this opportunity to fuck me harder. The woman whose clit I had just licked, now got up, got dressed and headed downstairs. Crystal now sat in front of me, and told me to lick her clit as well. Stephanie too, had gotten up and was now on the bed, enjoying watching me stroke her strap-on. Megan was fucking my ass rough now, she was having a blast back there as she was fucking me hard and spanking me harder. Crystal was next to cum. Once she was done, she too, got dressed and headed downstairs with the other. Now there was 5 ladies left. Lauren and Michelle still stood back talking and drinking. Stephanie now slide in front of me, which honestly I felt was rude since this other woman had been waiting patiently. She grabbed the back of my head and f***ed it down deep onto her strap-on. I gagged, she laughed. She then did the same as the others and told me to lick her clit. I licked away at her clit as she f***ed my mouth onto it. “Oh baby! Oh yeah! Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck!” Stephanie screamed. She came in an instant and looked exhausted. She got dressed, but instead of leaving, sat down in a chair and continued to watch. I wondered if she knew what was going to happen when Lauren and Michelle took their turn. Megan now wanted a turn. She pulled out and told this other woman, Alexis, to fuck me. Megan was a crazy chick, I knew this because I had seen her on campus before, I knew her, she didn‘t know me thankfully. Her auburn hair flung around wildly as she dribbled my head up and down on her clit. Alexis was hesitant to fuck my ass, but she eventually stuck in her dildo and had at it, thanks to Stephanie’s motivation. My ass was almost completely numb at this point so I really didn’t care what Alexis was doing. She could’ve fucked my ass for hours and I wouldn’t have felt much. Megan was still going crazy, but soon she pushed my head deep onto her clit and came. I couldn’t breathe as her juices flowed out. She let go and I gasped deeply for air. I heard Lauren chuckle at this sight. Megan then got dressed and joined the ladies downstairs. Alexis was now the only one left. She was nervous from what I could tell, but she was beautiful. She was probably 26, had gorgeous blonde hair, sharp green eyes, the softest of skin, and legs that lasted a mile. I was completely floored when she was fucking me. She was stunning and very sensual. It didn’t take her long to have an electrifying orgasm. Which made me upset that I did not get an opportunity to lick her clit. Her body was shaking when she came. And her moaning made me completely hard again. Lauren, Michelle, and Stephanie noticed this and seemed to be in awe. I watched her every move as she got dressed and headed out the door. I couldn’t keep my eyes off her. I then felt a thick slap hit my face as Lauren yelled “Snap out of it!” She then demanded Stephanie to leave which seemed to piss her off, but she did. Now it was just Lauren, Michelle, and me.
“Lay down on your back” Michelle said. So I got up on the bed and got into the bareback position. Michelle lifted my legs up and guided her strap-on deep into my hole. Lauren then took out a blindfold and secured it firmly around my eyes. She then planted her ass on my face and told my to “start licking”. I licked her ass for quite some time. Michelle was having a whole lot of fun as she moved into different positions to fuck my ass. She pounded me harder than most of the guys who had already had their way with me. “Okay Lauren, I’m ready” Michelle said exhaustedly. Lauren then stood up, and let me breathe. I was then laid down with my head and back on the floor and my legs on the beds. My cock hanging over my face. I was still blindfolded. I could now feel one of the two standing over me. The other began to remove my blindfold. As the blindfold glided off my face, I looked up and saw a giant cock before my eyes. It was Laurens. She had managed to keep her massively thick 10 inch dick from my sight this whole time. And I then realized what these two had been doing while the others had their way with me. Michelle was working Lauren up the entire time, making sure she would have a massive load ready for me. “Like what you see slut?” Lauren asked. I gulped and nodded. It was beautiful. I wanted nothing more than to take her shemale cock in my mouth. “You know” Michelle said, “she wasn’t the only one with a real cock tonight.” I was in shock. Who else had a real one? I went through the ladies and tried to think. I had licked the clits of the nameless woman, then Crystal, then Stephanie, then Megan, and then Alexis. “Wait, I didn‘t…” I thought. And it was in this moment that Lauren and Michelle realized that I had figured it out. “That’s right bitch, the woman who you couldn’t take your eyes off of had a real penis. And she came right into your pathetic ass!” Michelle said. The two ladies were cracking up. “Alexis?” I mumbled. “That’s right slut, the woman that just drove you absolutely crazy is a tranny” Lauren said, “and you’re about to get some more tranny cock!” Michelle sat down on my face and told me to give her an orgasm like never before. So I began to lick her pussy and penetrate it with my tongue. Meanwhile, Lauren lubed up her dick and got on the bed. My hole gazing almost straight up at the ceiling was inviting Lauren to enter it. She jabbed her cock in and out, before fucking me. I couldn’t do anything as Michelle’s pussy was grinding on my face. Michelle groaned in excitement. Her moans getting louder and louder. She soon came and fell onto the floor. “MMMMM you’re a good pussy-licker sissy. I hope my hubby is as good as you, if not I can always bring him by and he can fuck your ass while you lick my clit” Michelle said. The two busted out laughing at the thought. Michelle was about to head with the other girls, but Lauren stopped her. “Wait Michelle! Jerk his cock into his face, he needs to cum again.” Michelle bent down and began stroking my cock. I tried to hold back, but the feeling was just too great. I shot my load all over face and into my mouth, tasting my cum once again for the night. Michelle then stood up and headed for the door. “Don’t keep us too long Lauren ok?” Michelle said. “Don’t worry babe, I’m just about done. Why don’t you bring the others back to watch?” Lauren replied. Michelle agreed and headed downstairs. Lauren told me to get on the bed in doggy style position. “Arch you back baby” she said, “that’s good just like that.” She fucked my ass for about 15 minutes when Michelle and the others came back to watch the finale. Artie was brought in as well. “Oh good, you brought his master!” Lauren said, “Why don’t you cum too? It’ll be fun!” I could only think about Alexis, now standing there watching me get fucked by her friend. Artie whipped out his already bulging cock and began stroking. I could now feel Lauren’s cock filling up, she was about ready to blow. She pulled out and went to my mouth, also instructing Artie to fuck me. “I don’t want this load going to waste, you’re going to eat it all” Lauren said, “You need to cum now!” she told Artie. “Cum on his back!” Artie then pulled out and jerked off. “Arch your back some more sissy” Lauren said. I arched my back as much as I could, then felt Artie’s streams of cum cover my back. “Oh that’s hot!” Lauren said. Just then she exploded in my mouth. I swallowed stream after stream of her delicious cum, which was probably enough to fill a glass to the brim. “Oh god!” she said, “Did you like that baby? Did ya?” The other girls watched and giggled. I swallowed the remains of Laurens cum and said “mmhmm”. “Good, maybe I’ll give ya more another time” Lauren said. The ladies were then led out by Artie and I heard Lauren and Artie talking by the door. “And that’ll be 15 dollars extra for the movie. I’ll be sure to have it in time for the wedding” Artie said. “Thanks darling, go easy on that sissy tonight, we had a real good time” Lauren said. I heard the front door close and the bachelorette’s entourage leave. It was now 5:15am. I thought I was done for the night.
But alas, at about a quarter til 6, the doorbell rang. An extremely intoxicated man came to the door and asked Artie if he could fuck me. Artie was greedy, and when he made sure the man had the money he told him he had 15 minutes to do whatever he wanted with me. The man said he was too d***k to go upstairs so I’d have to come down. I came down and saw the man, and he said “C’mon here bitch I ain’t got a lot of time.” He grabbed my arm and asked Artie where the backdoor was. Artie said “through the kitchen” and watched as the d***k man led me to the back yard. “Sssit dow heer” he said. I sat in the corner of the yard and watched this man pull out his dick. He then aimed it at me and pissed all over me. Mostly in the face and hair, dripping its way down. Artie watched the whole thing from the backdoor. Probably making sure I wouldn’t run away. The d***k man then stood me up and told me to bend over the trash bins. I leaned over the lid of the bin as the man stuck his wet dick into my ass. He fucked me for the remainder of his time and then some. Finally he came in my ass. Letting out d***k roars of satisfaction in the process. At one point I had looked up at another apartment and saw a man jerking off in his window watching the whole thing. The d***k man then stumbled his way out the front door, with his pants around his ankles and his dick exposed. Artie laughed at the sight of him. Artie then picked me up and led me back to my room.
I stank of piss and semen, and Artie knew this. He was being cruel by not letting me wash it off. He closed my door and locked it. I laid there in bed covered in piss, with cum still on my back, still on my face, and the thought of Alexis. I couldn’t get her out of my mind. I didn’t care if she had a dick, I was used to dick by now. All I wanted was to be with her. But first I had to get out of this predicament I was in. I had to think of a way out. And I had until Friday to so. To be continued…..
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The movie was almost as good as the book. Can't wait to see the next one! (50 Shades Of Grey) And no..... no one took me to see it, I treated myself for Valentines Day, thank you. |
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Who wants to take me to see 50 Shades of Grey? Any takers? |
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I wonder if men actually know what the word "Transgendered" mean? I have seen men using that word as an excuse to dress up like a female. If you like to dress up as a woman, then you are a cross dresser, not transgendered. Now that just may be my opinion, but I like my transgendered woman to at least have real titties as well as a nice sized cock, now that's MY thinking of a transgendered male. A male to female post op. I have had the pleasure to chat with and see pictures of real TG women who are my closest friends which unfortunately for me, are only into men, lol but as I said, we are very close friends. Guys before you label yourselves transgendered, please know what it is and what it means. No offense, but most of you look horrible as "women" |
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I hope E/everyone had a very safe and Happy New Year. |
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For some reason, I can no longer view profiles......... Typical |
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Bob received the following text from his neighbour:
"I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again."
Bob, feeling anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbor:
"Damn autocorrect! I meant 'wifi', not 'wife'. " |
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INSTALLING A HUSBAND (Tech Support)
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7. |
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HOW TO LOVE A WOMAN
• When she walks away [Follow her] • When she stares at your mouth [Kiss her] • When she pushes you or hits you [Grab her and don’t let go] • When she start's cursing at you [Kiss her and tell her you love her] • When she's quiet [Ask her what’s wrong] • When she ignores you [Give her your attention] • When she pulls away [Pull her back] • When you see her at her worst [Tell her she's beautiful] • When you see her start crying [Just hold her and don’t say a word] • When you see her walking [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind] • When she's scared [Protect her] • When she lay's her head on your shoulder [Tilt her head up and kiss her] • When she steal's your favourite hat [Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] • When she tease's you [Tease her back and make her laugh] • When she doesn’t answer for a long time [Reassure her that everything is okay] • When she looks at you with doubt [Back yourself up] • When she say's that she likes you [She really does more than you could understand] • When she grab's at your hands [Hold hers and play with her fingers] • When she bump's into you [Bump into her back and make her laugh] • When she tells you a secret [Keep it safe and untold] • When she looks at you in your eyes [Don’t look away until she does] • When she misses you [She’s hurting inside] • When you break her heart [The pain never really goes away] • When she says its over [She still wants you to be hers] • When she reposts this bulletin [She wants you to read it] • Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go • When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like she's all that matters to you. • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking" |
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It never fails...... when you are not online as often as a submissive wants you to be, he then becomes topping from the bottom and makes his own decisions and decides to unown himself from you. I am glad to know that I now fit into that category, and will now truly not be looking for anymore submissives. you may troll my profile and leave messages all you want in hopes of gaining my attention, but I will either read it and move on, or delete it, either way, you will not get an answer from me. I am only here for the one true friend I have made on this dumb assed site. |
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Well, I still have my sweet little sub, but the other one decided was too much for him and decided to go in another direction. I wish him all the best with his continued search of his Mistress. Meanwhile there have been others waiting to take his place if need be, and it now seems appropriate at this point. |
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I'm glad I was just reminded of something. I have on my profile about someone who has either survived cancer have died from it. I got a message from this 300lb dumbass talking shit when he had never even suffered a loss of a family member to cancer. They might've just gotten like him and engorged themselves on dogs like his ass has. I lost an aunt and a cousin to cancer and its not a day that goes by that I don't think of them. |
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I now own one of the two wonderful submissives I have been chatting with. marksnow402 now belongs to me. Now I am just biding my time for the other one. We are taking it one day at a time. When it is finalized his name will be announced as well. |
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Recently I have been chatting with a couple of young men, and I have to say that our conversations have really been stimulating, and I am hoping to see where this will lead. I am hoping to become an owner of one or both of them! *sighs* one can only hope! |
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Good night to all of my fellow COLLARME kinktsers, we can only shine as bright as our stars take us, and it can only get better from here. |
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For the twits who doesn't get why I have on my profile that I am gay, but am looking for a male submissive........ I DID IT AS A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!! I am as straight as I can be..... most times, lol. But if it hurts your tiny little brains, I will fix it for you. |
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Wow, I was chatting with sony30 recently, and maybe it was because I didn't answer his messages in a timely manner, or something, because he decided to either close his account or just decided to be a flake like the rest of these idiots on here and block me...... either way, it was ignorant and rude, but it just really shows your level of immaturity sony30. I'd advise you not to ever contact me again if you don't want to be put on blast or get your sorry little feelings hurt. |
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Ok, let me explain this for the ones who are not understanding what I am asking or saying, although I don't have to explain. For the men who wants to be dressed as a woman, even out in public, save up your money for your operation like Bruce Jenner did, he wasn't gay, but he did what felt right to him. He ended up being an ugly woman, but nonetheless, he did it. If you want to dress up as a woman, or make a woman help you with your feminine urges, then be that woman you want to be without another woman there to push you to that limit. It's a fantasy to you yes, but please, don't use a Domme for your female urges to justify what you really want. |
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Can someone answer my one question? Why are there more male who wants to be sissified by a woman, but claims to be straight? If you want to be feminized, then you are farfrom straight, you are as gay as they come, or you have gay tendacies. I mean no harm to the actual gay males here in the CM community, I am just saying, stop hiding in the proverbial closet and just admit what you are. It'll make it more easier on the real Dommes who want a real male sub. And also to the less fortunate ones who has come across the pro Dommes and the fin Dommes, I feel sorry for you, but good luck in your search for the "perfect" one........ She isn't out there, maybe the right one is more appropriate. |
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Master and Dom (Straight not bi Straight) looking for financially secure submissive who wish to pay Tribute for your need, as well as the Humiliation as you give over your total submission to your Master… Although I am straight, I am happy to take on the right male subs for domestic and non sexual services.… (If you are interested in messaging with the thought of serving and building on your submission to your Master, I can also accommodate you in West London).
COME ON, NOW THE MEN ARE BECOMING TRIBUTE SLUTS AS WELL? WHAT IS THIS SITE COMING TO? I THOUGH WE WERE HERE TO EITHER HAVE FUN OR FIND THE ONE WHO FITS YOUR LIFESTYLE. NOT PAY YOUR BILLS OR DOES YOUR JOB FOR YOU. |
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I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas as I did! I got to spend mine with all of my family and it was as the song goes, the most wonderful time of the year!!! |
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OMG! I JUST HAD TO COPY THIS FROM SOMEONE'S PROFILE! I AM SORRY, BUT THIS ONE WAS PRICELESS! KUDOS TO YOU FOR THIS, LOL.
12/14/2013 7:19:58 AM: Greenpeace asked me for a donation today. I was so moved by their heartfelt plea, that I reached down into my pocket & pulled out my middle finger! |
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JUST WISHING EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!
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Ok, as I am looking at profiles and responding to some of my friends' messages..... I get a message from some short random guy who calls me an asshole. My reply to him was thank you... you're sweet, and laughs at him. I will not put his name on here as I feel that the little man is beneath me and really not worth me wasting time giving him his 15 seconds of fame. I'm wondering if he has come up "short" in his search for the right woman for him! |
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Ok, I have ran across some crazy profiles, and I have ran across some stupid profiles, but this one was just plain dumb. Can anyone see whats wrong with this insert I got from a profile of a member on here?
7/14/2013 11:02:11 AM: A member here asked if I was a Dr. I answered her. My response to her question was "Deleted Unread". Why did she ask? The Universe works in strange ways. Wouldn't it be even funnier if by chance it is I who us standing over her while an EMS crew brings her to my ER after an injury? I'll still be nice. Hope she doesn't have a long wait. |
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Counting down the days until I leave for my family reunion. Any subs in the Dayton Ohio area contact me for a little play time ;) |
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Just wanted to say good morning to A/all of you fellow CM viewers. Hope you have a pleasant and eventful day today! |
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I swear, the dumb ones always seem to flock to my profile and get mad at me for putting them in their place. Prime example, and you know who you are you short little fuck..... he asked "whats a guy gotta do to be pissed on" and I told him he has to be local and know how to speak to women, and he replies in the usual ignorant way, even though he is supposedly a submissive...... who are you kidding! you asked and I told you, you dumb ass! |
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wow, I've been on this site for a while now and even had to do a new profile and kept the same pics and today I get a message from the site that says I have a picture that was flagged as being an under aged picture of someone and I know I would never post pics of a minor because I have minors living in my home. All of you haters who dislikes my pics need to grow the fuck up!!!!! |
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whoever this young little girl is, she is very stupid or just have no clue. she doesn't know me, but she sends a message and calls me an idiot, and I bet she's one of those so-called fin-dommes at the ripe old age of 24, LMFAO. Grow up and get in my league, don't hate the player, hate the game. Thats why all of the out-of-towners go to my bulk mail, because of the stupidity.
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I just want to set the record straight about what I want. I am not looking or someone who wants to be sissified and turned into a female. I want a straight or bi sub/slave. |
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I have recently added a few more pics to my profile...... enjoy :) |
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LOOK, SINCE I SEEM TO SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, ALL LITTLE KIDS WHO SEEM TO NOT UNDERSTAND ME SO WELL ABOUT WHAT I SAY OR JUST DONT CARE, I AM THINKING OF CLOSING MY PROFILE AND/OR LEAVING THIS SITE BECAUSE NO ONE SEEMS TO GRASP THE CONCEPT THAT I DONT DO ONLINE DOMINATION AND I DONT WANT ANY LONG DISTANT MEN WHO IS NOT NEAR ME.
I DO NOT WANT YOU IF YOUR ASS IS NOT LOCAL!!!!! GET IT THROUGH YOU FUCKING THICK IDIOTIC SKULLS!!!! NOT LOCAL, NOT INTERESTED, SIMPLE AS THAT. DO NOT WANT 24/7 LIVE IN, I HAVE SMALL FUCKING KIDS WHO WILL NOT BE EXPOSED TO MY LIFESTYLE!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT GET IT AND CONTACT ME, I WILL BLOCK YOUR DUMB ASS, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!!!! |
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HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL OF MY FELLOW CM'ers, BE SAFE AND BE BLESSED |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF MY FELLOW CMers AND MAY YOU HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!! |
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omg, this is too funny, I copied this little excerpt from someone's profile........ mind you, she's only 20 LMAO!!!
I have recently been enlightened into the world of Fin. Domination, though I have worked profesionally as a webcam model since age 18 for MFC and even occasionally did bdsm sessions. I currently have six full-time financial slaves in my possession and thoroughly enjoy making them aware of just how pathetic they are. In return for their sexual satisfaction I expect and receive financial tribute.
Ok, if you have six slaves in your possesion, wtf are you doing on CM? that is just being nasty and whorish, no one in their right mind can take on so many males unless they are being turned out as whores, and by this person being so damn young, I really don't think she grasps the concept of what BDSM really is and where the line is drawn between whoring and dominating. |
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PEOPLE BEWARE, THERE IS A FEMALE BY THE NAME OF JBERD2 WHO IS GOING AROUND MALE BASHING A VERY CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT DUMPED BY HIM, AND SAW THAT HIM AND I ARE FRIENDS AND CHOSE TO CREATE A PROFILE SPECIFICALLY TO TRY AND RETALIATE BACK AT HIM. SHE IS SAYING HE ASSAULTED A FRIEND OF HERS, WHEN IN TRUTH SHE IS JUST A NASTY SPITEFUL SICK LITTLE IMMATURE FEMALE WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO BRING HIM DOW TO HER LEVEL OF SICKNESS. WHEN I THREATENED TO REPORT HER FOR HARRASSMENT, SHE TOOK IT UPON HERSELF TO ERASE OUR LITTLE CONVERSATION TO COVER HER ASS, BECAUSE SHE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN BANNED. TO THE CHIT WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS "MAKING WOMEN AWARE" HOPE I NEVER MEET YOU, BECAUSE I WOULD MAKE YOU VERY AWARE OF ME. |
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THIS IS FOR THE KINDERGARTNERS WHO CANT UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ENGLISH....... IF YOU DO NOT LIVE IN THE STATE OF GEORGIA, DO NOT BOTHER TO LEAVE ME A MESSAGE. I AM SO TIRED OF ALL OF THE LIARS AND FAKES WHO "WANT TO COME AND SERVE ME" KNOWING THEY ARE NOT GOING TO DO SHIT. THOSE OF YOU DOING THAT SHIT DISGUSTS ME AND YOU NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! BESIDES THE FINANCIAL DOMMES WHO CRAVES THIS KIND OF ATTENTION, THERE ARE REALLY GENUINE DOMMES WHO ARE LOOKING FOR THE REAL DEAL, BUT YOU SICK FUCKS ARE MAKING IT HARD FOR THE REAL SUBS/SLAVES WHO WANT TO BE OWNED, FIND A HOME. |
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OK, heres a good one for you!!! A profile just came across my sight that says he's looking for T-gurls, but no males, females only....... WTF do you think a damn T-gurl is?!!? it's a male who is going through the transition from male to female...... fucking idiot! And to the T-gurls, I honestly mean no offense to you whatsoever, it's a kink of mine as well, lol. So do what you do gurls and find your happiness! |
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I have come across an interesting profile this morning. This particular person says he is not here to be a Dom to anyone, but yet this person made a profile stating they are a Dom, but yet they have a girlfriend and they are on this site! Really, what do you think will be the outcome when the girlfriend finds out what kind of site you are visiting? Makes no sense at all, but then what would one expect from a child trying to fill a man's shoe? |
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You know, I go through these profiles and lately I have been coming across a lot of teenagers who are trying to pass themselves off as Dommes, but in reality all they are trying to to is pass themselves off as playtoys for the male submissives who will use them and maybe if they feel like it, they'll pay the little girls for THEIR services, lol. Ladies (and I use that term loosely) please don't let yourselves be turned into a passing fancy for the little pissy ass subs, as they will think they can degrade Us and use Us as they feel and not know their true places. And for the true submissive males on this site..... at least know your place and stay there. If you had any shred of decency about yourselves you wouldn't fall prey to the so-called finDommes on this site is who is only out to take your money and as soon as it runs out, they dump your asses. Be self aware. |
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Conan The Barbarian Part4: The amazon needed to get away while it was still dark and Conan's men were sleeping. She picked Conan up as if he were a doll and threw him on his back on his own horse and jumped on top of him so that he was pinned beneath her. Her huge ass was towards his face. She reached back and placed a leather strap behind his head and pulled his face forward so that his mouth was in her ass and tied the ends of the strap to the front of her waist. Conan's face was now tied to her ass so tightly he couldn't move his head in any direction. "I want that tongue of yours moving continually slave while we ride or I'll punish you even worse". She kicked the horse in the sides with her feet and off they went at a gallop. The amazon deliberately raised her ass and then lowered it so that his head and face were being battered by her huge ass as they rode. Conan remembered her words and serviced her ass as they rode, hoping it was good enough to please her. She had also tied his arms to her muscular thighs and his hands felt the rippling muscles as they rode and he felt his cock begin to get hard. He had no idea what this huge amazon had in store for him, but he knew it wouldn't be pleasant. They rode all night and his head ached from the pounding of her ass and his tongue ached from the licking he was giving her ass, but he didn't dare stop so great was the fear of this once proud warrior, now reduced to being the slave of this revengeful woman. How he wished he had killed her when he had the chance, but he had been overcome with lust at the sight of her beauty, gigantic tits, and huge muscles. The sun was just beginning to come up when they reached her village. She removed the strap from his head and he breathed deeply the fresh air. She threw him to the ground and stood over him. She was well over six feet tall and two hundred plus pounds. He had been shrunken so much that he didn't even reach the middle of her calf. She grabbed him under his armpits and lifted him up so that his face was even with her ginormous tits. "Suck on my tit slave until my pussy juices flow". He became instantly hard at the sight of the gigantic tits which probably weighed as much as him. The nipple was so large that he could barely get his mouth around it. Precum appeared at the tip of his cock and she screamed, "Faster and deeper you worm. Suck like you enjoy it. I know you do." She then reached down and began to stroke his already aroused cock that was no longer the mighty rod it once had been. She began to verbally humiliate him now. "What a tiny cock you have slave. Do you expect to satisfy me with this puny thing. I'll have to use your whole body to do that". She could sense he was ready to cum and grabbed a bowl so that his cum went into the bowl rather than on the ground. He groaned in pleasure at the release of his cum, but she was not done. She just kept kept stroking with harder and faster strokes, her hands like a vice around his throbbing cock. He begged her to stop, but that only caused her to increase the level of intensity and his cock was now throbbing in pain as on and on and on she went. "I'm going to milk you several times each day slave, and when this large bowl is full you'll drink it dry. I love to see a man drink his own cum. Now I need to be pleasured slave". She took him inside her hut and laid on her back on her bed and began to use his body as a dildo. In and out slowly at first, head first, up to his shoulders, and then his entire body until her pussy juices were flowing so hard he was drowning in them. She finally stopped, but his punishment was far from over. She wrapped her muscular pythons around his tiny body and began squeezing the life out of him. "I'm not going to kill you slave. That would be the easy way out for you. I'm going to punish you every day until you beg me to kill you, but I won't. Killing is far too good for you. I'm going to make you suffer". She began to break his ribs from the pressure of her mighty thighs and he screamed in pain and begged her to stop. "Lick my thighs cunt, worship them and maybe I'll stop. Tell me how magnificent they are and how puny yours are in comparison". He began to lick her thighs with big, long, slurping stokes of his tongue. She made him lick and worship them for an hour before allowing him to stop. "I'll give them a few weeks to heal and then break them again", and she laughed loudly, a humiliating laugh. She then laid on her stomach and demanded, "Kiss and worship my ass now", and on and on it went for hours, with Conan being forced to lick and worship every part of her magnificent body. |
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The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed And told his lover to take his shoes Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!'....
The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters But always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time For the son they always wanted The wife got pregnant And delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery To see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child He had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can Be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!'
The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, About to be cremated, And made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part He had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician Commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated With such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, Stuffed it into his briefcase, And took it home. 'I have something to show You won't believe,' he said to his wife, Opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!'
The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover When she heard her husband Opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, Then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' She said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired As he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it So I got one for us, too.' No more was said, Not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, Went to the kitchen and returned With a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths And nobody offered me a damned thing.'
The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, Went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak And a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs With your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing To his business down here.'
The 6th & Best Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, Her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
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Conan Part3:Conan couldn't believe what was happening to him. He was completely at the mercy of this huge amazon, and he knew she didn't have any. It was just a question of how much she would punish and humiliate him-not if. "Well, I'm waiting. You can start begging any time now". Though he knew it was hopeless, he had too much pride and refused to beg. "Ok, have it your way then. I hope you enjoy eating pussy". She then shoved him head first up her pussy and began using him as a human dildo-thrusting him in and out, faster and faster until her pussy juices were running down her legs and Conan was nearly drowning in them. He wished she would stop soon. He was ready to beg her now to stop and began yelling for her to stop, but she either couldn't hear him or didn't care. When she finally stopped she tied a rope around his feet and said, "you had your chance to beg. Let's see how you like it in the back of my cunt for awhile." Conan was soaked from head to toe in her pussy juices. "No please, I'm begging you", he cried out, but his pleading was to no avail as she just roared with laughter and began shoving him far back in her cunt. How could this possibly be happening to him thought the once proud warrior, and how much would this woman make him endure and for how long. After several hours of being trapped in the amazon's cunt, she brought him out, but his punishment was far from over."I'm going to punish you every day for the rest of your life worm for what you did to my people. You'll regret everyday keeping me alive so you could fuck me and play with my huge tits. That was your downfall slave. I'll give you a good meal everyday though. Would you care to guess what that is?" Conan had a good idea and shuddered at the thought. "That's right my little cunt slave! S and P. You'll eat and drink every bit of it to. Right now though I have a job for you. My gorgeous ass needs a cleaning and your just the man-or should I say dildo-for the job. She squatted down so her ass was at the level of his face and commanded, "Now get that tongue licking. You better do a good job or you'll think time in my cunt was a picnic compared to where you'll go next." Conan began licking fast and hard. How humiliating this was, but it was better than being dead. If he knew what else the amazon had in store for him, he wouldn't have thought that. His time in hell had only begun. |
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Omg! I just ran across a very amusing journal entry and I think this person speaks the truth..... especially from what I've seen, lol
Here's a little tip to prospective Dom's...or really, anyone who reads this.
When you take a photo of yourself in a mirror, make sure the background doesn't look like you plan on dragging your sub back to your filthy apartment to murder her. Seriously. there are few things less attractive to a woman than a man who can't clean up after himself.
Here's an idea: Dominate your vacuum cleaner.
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Conan Part2: Conan couldn't believe that this amazon was taking all 18 inches of his ginormous cock. He was thrusting all the way up to his balls and could hear them slap against her pussy-something he had never experienced before. This was without a doubt the greatest fucking experience of his life. He sucked voraciously on the gigantic nipple. So intense was his sucking that you could hear the slurping even above the slapping of his balls on her pussy. He had never sucked on a nipple even a quarter this size. "suck my big tit Conan", she screamed at him. "You've never sucked on nipples like these, have you"? She was right of course, and her encouragement caused him to suck even harder and faster. Meanwhile, his one hand was kneading the other gigantic tit. He thought it had to weigh at least 25 pounds. This amazon had made him hornier than he'd ever been in his life, but if he knew what fate awaited him he would shudder in fear. It wouldn't have mattered though, such was his lust for her. He had to have her at any price, and he would soon pay a great one. For her part, the amazon warrior was enjoying it tremendously. She had never had a man's cock push against the back walls of her cunt before. She almost wished she didn't have to shrink this barbarian, but then she remembered what he had done. She was going to make him beg for mercy. She squeezed her pussy muscles a little tighter to increase his pleasure even more. Soon he would not be able to stop the explosion of his cum inside her cunt, and then she would clamp down. She couldn't wait to see the expression on his face when he tried to withdraw his cock but could not. Her cunt muscles were so powerful that she had literally crushed the cocks of many men, causing them to never be able to fuck again. She had other plans for this barbarian though. The pounding inside conan's cock was now unbelievable. He had never felt such pleasure before, and just when he thought it couldn't possibly get any better she would tighten those powerful cunt muscles a little more. He knew he couldn't last much longer before his cum exploded inside her. "Come on wimp! Fuck me harder" she said to urge him on. He responded to her mocking with even faster and deeper thrusts, now moving at an incredible speed and crying out in pleasure. Finally, he could withold it no longer and the cum came out with such force it shot against the back of her cunt, and the amazon struck. She clamped down with those mighty cunt muscles so that Conan could not withdraw his huge cock, and his cum began to mix with her pussy juices. "What is going on slut? Let me go". "Oh, I'll let you go Conan, but not until your about a foot tall", and she roared with laughter at her triumph. Conan thought it some kind of joke and again tried to withdraw his cock, but the big amazon's cunt muscles were too powerful. A strange sensation began to come over him, almost like he was in a dream. The amazon seemed to be getting bigger somehow, but then he realized he was getting smaller. "What's the matter little man? Don't you like how I look to you? I'm going to use you as my cunt slave. You'll be my human dildo and at night you'll sleep in my cunt", and she again roared with laughter. She then pulled on the bed posts with both arms and snapped them like a toothpick. Whenever a man fucked her, not only did it shrink him, but it made her even stronger. She lifted the now foot tall barbarian and held him up to her face. "If you beg me, I might only use you as a dildo and not also as my toilet slave".
MORE TO CUM! |
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Conan the Barbarian Part1: The amazon maiden woke up and found herself tied to the bed spreadeagle style with her wrists and ankles strapped to the bedposts. She was completely naked and what a magnificent looking woman she was. Her arms and legs were ripped with muscle that would embarrass most men and her tits were gigantic with areolas the size of a platter and nipples an inch long and just as thick. She began to remember now. The men had come through her amazon village on horseback in the middle of the night and surprised the amazons. She had managed to grab her sword and kill a few of them before she was overwhelmed. One of the barbarians tied her hands behind her back and threw her over his horses back so that she was lying on her stomach. She heard one of the other barbarians call him Conan. "I thought you said no one left alive Conan? Why are you saving this woman?" "Because she is the queen and I want to extract information from her", he replied. Once back in the barbarian village, he forced a drink down her that caused her to go into a deep sleep. Now awake, she wondered if any of her fellow amazons were left alive, and what plans they had for her. She would rather be dead than a slave to these pigs. But her thoughts were interrupted as Conan entered the room. He was a huge man, at least 7 feet tall. He was wearing very little, just enough to cover his genitals. His long hair was tied back and flowed down his back and his chest, arms, and legs were more muscled than any man she had ever seen. She couldn't help but admire his magnificent looking body and handsome face, but she had to find away to get away and an idea began to form in her mind. If she could get him to fuck her, when his cum mixed with her pussy juices he would begin to shrink, and then she would get her revenge. Oh, she would make this heathen pay for what he had done to her village. She thought, "After i shrink him, I will make him my little cunt slave." Conan looked on her, and immediately began to lust for her . Her huge tits were unbelievable and he could not wait to get those huge nipples in his mouth. He removed the loincloth to reveal the largest cock the amazon had ever laid eyes on. It was 12 inches long limp. She couldn't help but gasp at the sight of it. She had to get this man inside her so she could shrink him. "Are you just going to stand there or are you going to fuck me infidel", she yelled at him. She couldn't help but marvel at his magnificent cock. Fully erect now, it was 18 inches long and as thick as a normal man's forearm. The engorged cock was laced with purple veins and the head was the size of a man's fist and dripped with precum. He gazed with lust upon her magnificent tits and pussy with the engorged clit that was an inch long. Unable to contain himself any longer, he fell upon her and began kneading one of the monster tits while placing the huge nipple of the other in his mouth. She moaned in ecstasy, but she would have her revenge on this heathen. "Fuck me heathen. Fuck me hard", she screamed at him. Conan needed no further urging. His loins burned with desire, and his balls ached for relief from the buildup of cum. His monster cock entered her pussy and he began to moan from the pleasure. The amazon smiled as she knew she now had him trapped. Her cunt muscles were unbelievable strong from years of doing exercises to strengthen them and once a mans cock entered her pussy there was no escape until she allowed it. She would wait to spring her trap until he released his cum and then she would clamp down with all her might so that his cum would mix with her pussy juices and the shrinking would begin. She laughed to herself at how she would make this savage pay for what he had done to her village.
To be continued. |
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The ten amazons form a circle around me. They are huge and my mouth is at the same height as their asses. One by one they demand that I clean their asses with my tongue. "We ran out of toilet paper", one says, "and we need you to clean our asses. Now get that tongue in there deep slave." I place my hands on one amazons muscular thighs and begin to probe her ass hole with my tongue and the others laugh out loud and mock me in a humiliating tone. By the time I'm done cleaning the last one my tongue is raw and I'm exhausted from the effort. They leave me lying on the floor, totally worn out from having to service all ten of the amazons. But my rest doesn't last long as you enter the dungeon wearing a totally provocative latex outfit that is cut out in the pussy and tits. "Get up slut. There'll be no rest for you for sometime." You make me stand next to you in front of a full length mirror. "Just look at the difference in our sizes, you sneer. "My thighs are bigger than your chest", and then you do a muscle pose and the latex begins to tear at the arms and legs from the strain of the bulging muscles. Despite my weakened condition, my cock springs to attention at the sight of your magnificent body, the muscles gleaming in the light, and the huge tits thrust forward with the gigantic nipples begging to be sucked. "I have a surprise for you slave. Not only do I have a potion to shrink you, but I also have one to make that cock even bigger. You force me to drink the potion and in about one minute my cock begins to expand until it is two feet long and six inches thick. "Now that's a cock that is worthy of an amazon's cunt". You lift me up by grabbing me under my armpits and insert the huge cock in your pussy. You begin to ram my cock in and out of your pussy-faster and faster until your pussy juices are running down your legs and onto your feet. I can take it no longer and my cum explodes inside your cunt, but there is so much of it that some of it runs down your muscular thighs , mixing with your juices. You pull me out and throw me to the floor. "Now look at the mess you've made. Start licking my feet and thighs until you've cleaned up every bit of cum and then get that tongue in my cunt and clean out all the cum from there also." I start at your feet and slowly lick between your toes and across the tops of your feet and then start up those gigantic thighs. When I finally reach your pussy, I have to stand on my tip toes to reach it, and then you wrapped those anacondas around my head and began squeezing tighter and tighter. "Get that tongue in my cunt so deep it feels like it's part of it",you demand. "Move it faster and faster". Your clit is now engorged to where it's as big as some mens cock as I move my tongue over and under and around it. You've become so aroused that your juices are flowing at such a rate that I am nearly drowning in them. At the same time it's becoming difficult for me to breathe from the pressure of your thighs. After what seems like an hour, you finally release me and I drop to the floor. "I'm not finished with you slave. Lick my muscular thighs and biceps. I want you to worship them. |
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As promised
Amazon Encounter
I knocked on the motel room door of the amazon whose online ad I had answered. She claimed to be over 7 feet tall and 400 plus pounds and a man beating domme who specialized in physical humiliation. Still, I was not prepared for the site before me when she opened the door and my jaw nearly hit the floor! If anything, she was even bigger than that. She was dressed from head to foot in black latex with calf high boots and 6 inch spikes heels than made her seem 8 feet tall. Her outfit was cutout at the breasts so her huge tits were exposed. They had to weigh at least 25 pounds each and her areolas were as big as meat platters and her nipples the size of my thumb."You're a minute late",she said in a angry tone and before I could answer she pulled me into the room, lifted me over her head like I was a feather, and slammed me onto the bed. Quick as a cat she pounced on me and gagged my mouth with a ball gag and strapped me to the bed at my wrists and ankles. She then tore my shirt off, literally ripping it to shreds and then went to work on my pants in a like manner. My cell phone and wallet fell to the floor. "That's what I'm looking for", she said and picked up the phone and began to take several photos of me. "What are you doing"?, I stammered, "and what about my clothes. How am I supposed to go home like this"? She laughed and said, "You won't be needing your clothes cuz you're not going home and I need the phone to send your wife these pics. Now I'm going to text her that you want a divorce since you've met a real woman. By the way, did I mention that you'll be signing all your finances over to me. Oh I know you won't right now, but when I get you back to my dungeon and start to punish you, you'll come around real soon",and she laughed uproariously. "As long as you're in no position to argue though, I might as well have a little fun", and she jumped on the bed and sat with her pussy inches from my face. "See the zipper that runs from my pussy to my ass? I want you to unzip it with your teeth and then start to eat my pussy like it's your last meal". I shook my head no, but she sat down fullweight on my face so that I was deprived of any air. After a minute she let me breathe again and repeated her demand. This time I complied, not wanting to find out what she would do if I refused again. I began to lick her pussy, but she demanded I go faster and deeper with my tongue. Soon her pussy juices were flowing down my chin and onto my chest and she was groaning moans of ecstacy while my tongue was tiring fast. Finally she lifted herself off my face, but my relief was short lived as she merely turned around so that I was staring at the biggest and most magnificent ass I had ever seen. "Now clean my ass slave and do a good job of it. You might as well get used to it because you're going to be doing this every day of your life". The aroma was almost more than I could bear and she must have sensed it because she said, "Oh yeah, I haven't taken a shower in a week and I just took a big shit and there was no toilet paper". By now, my tongue was nearly raw from all the licking and still she demanded I lick faster and deeper until my tongue was buried in her hole as deep as possible. Just when I thought she would never get off my face she removed her ass and got off the bed. "It's time for us to leave slave", she said, and she freed me from my wrist and ankle binds. "I'm going to remove your gag, but if you scream out I'll knock you out. Do you understand"? I shook my head yes and she removed the ball gag. "Good boy", she said and patted me on the head like I was a dog. Little did I know that's exactly what she intended for she placed a dog collar around my neck and fastened a leash to it and then put a big diaper on me. "We're going to walk 12 blocks to my car only you'll be on all fours like a dog", she stated, "and every time you see a woman walking towards us I want you to bark like a dog and then do the wolf whistle. Do you understand"? I couldn't believe what I was hearing. "Do you understand slut"!, she repeated and tugged on my collar and gave me a hard kick in the balls so that I collapsed in pain. "Yeesss"!, I said. "Yes mistress", she screamed. "Yes mistress", I repeated meakly. "That's better", she said. "Now you better bark loud so the women can hear you when they approach us and don't forget the wolf's whistle. Any failures on your part and I'll punish you even more severely when we get to my dungeon". We got on the elevator and headed down to the lobby and fortunately no one else was on the elevator, but my face was already red with embarrassment and we hadn't met anyone yet. When we reached the lobby floor though and the door opened there were two middle aged ladies waiting to enter and I remembered to bark and give out my beat wolf's whistle. They roared in laughter and my face felt beat red. Out to the sidewalk we went and almost immediately we encountered more people and more barking and whistling on my part followed by more laughter. It seemed like an eternity before we reached her car and my hands and knees were raw and bleeding from the long walk. To add to my discomfort, she put me in her trunk and we started on the journey to her place. |
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I have some awsome stories that were sent to me by a close submissive friend from another site. I will be posting them soon. Promise you'll like them. Coming soon |
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Ok, I do not even know who this idiot is or why he chose to make an ass out of himself, but since he wants to put me on blast I should only make it public for him since he chose to hide his profile like a little coward or just make another profile so he can't be called out. This is his message to me, acting like a third rate kindergartner.
Oftroml:
YOU ARE THE FIRST HOE I HAVE SEEN ON HERE WITH DOWNS SYNDROME. YA KNOW YOU GOT THOSE FROG EYES,BIG NOSE AND VERY LARGE FOREHEAD. DID YOU GET FIRED FROM YOUR JOB BAGGING GOCERIES ? MAYBE YOU COULD HANDLE ASKING IF YOU WOULD LIKE FRIES WITH THAT.
You know, it's really funny that he would have to hide his profile JUST to insult me. ~smh rolling my eyes~ I feel so terrible now boo hoo sob sob |
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Omg...... LMFAO! I just ran across a profile of someone who wants a whole hell of a lot and he looks like he's slowly creeping in death's door! I honestly can't believe that some ppl really have preferences on what their "ideal" sub/slave should look like. I think it's wrong to put looks before pesonality when choosing a sub/slave when you are looking no better than the ones you are trying to ask for. It's called compassion. Google it, it'll tell you what it means. Jeesh people! Really? Now some of this I can agree on as far as the money situation, but come on, you'd rather have someone who looks like they are phsycotic with piercings and tattoos over someone who actually look human and like something?? Sounds to me like you need a minder to keep you at their place. LMAO. Some ppl really shouldn't be on this site, damn. The real Dom/mes are starting to look bad when bad Dom/mes put crazy and dumb crap on their profiles.
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Texas Chili Cookoff
INEXPERIENCED CHILI JUDGE
Notes From An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting
Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a
judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last
moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking
directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.
I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili
wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free
beer during the tasting. So I accepted."
Here are the scorecards from the event:
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CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried
paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope
that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
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CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken
seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children I'm not sure what I am
supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to
give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they
saw the look on my face.
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CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA, I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I
have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more
beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is
in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
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CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or
other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to
taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was
standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. Bitch is starting to
look HOT, just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an
aphrodisiac?
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CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding
considerable kick. Very Impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit
the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can
no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed
paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili
had given me brain damage, Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring
beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off?
It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming.
Screw those rednecks!
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CHILI # 6 VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice
and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic.
Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous,
sulfuric flames. I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat
through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that
slut Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought. Can't feel my lips
anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!
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CHILI # 7 SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of
chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried
about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is
cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't
feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like
it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid
unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my
damn shirt. At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've
decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it. I'm not getting
any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch
hole in my stomach.
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CHILI # 8 LESTER'S LAST OF THE RED-HOT LOVER'S CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all,
not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor
hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed
out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure
if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a
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Drunk Joke....
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table,
leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in
the face and says: 'I went by your grandma's house
today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!'
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His
buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says: 'I got
it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I
ever had!'
The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.
The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma
liked it!'
At t his point the biker stands up, takes the drunk
by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and
says...................
'Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk! |
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No Sex Since 1955
A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.
"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action.
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am.
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.
The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now.
Gotta love military time! |
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OK LET ME MAKE THIS CLEARER FOR THOSE WHO CANT READ THAT WELL. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A LIVE-IN SLAVE. I HAVE NO ROOM IN MY HOUSE FOR A LIVE-IN. I WILL NOT EXPOSE MY CHILDREN TO THE KIND OF LIFESTYLE I LIVE. HAVE YOUR OWN PLACE OR YOU ARE LOCAL AND STOP WASTING MY TIME |
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I am only saying this once. If you are out of the country your messages will automatically go to bulk messages. you are no good to me across an ocean to establish a relationship. I am not looking for an online romance, or to dominate online. I am an hands on type woman. |
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Ok, let me spell this out. I am not a submissive, do not contact me telling me what you want to do to me and where you want me. It is I who should be telling you where I want you. And that's either on your knees beneath me or your face between my legs licking my thighs, and more if you work hard for it. |
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| Age: 39 |
| Indianapolis,
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