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Hi loves ;)
I'm back, so lets entertain each other shall we? |
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I'm terribly bored and no one fun is around!
Think you can entertain it at least keep a conversation going?
Send me one! |
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Im here for all of you that missed me ;)
Submissive girl seeking her perfect Christian Grey.
He has had me more worked up than any guy in rl has for the past few months :p |
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Okay dommes that only top for money. Get a better looking face, seriously fuck you if you think I would pay you anything to order out demands while you sit your big fucking ass down and stuff your face perhaps? Nothing at all against bbw, plenty of pretty ones out there but really some of you are fucking gross. I work my ass off to try to look good, bitches you pay me.
Just saying.. |
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Well kids, the time has come and I have realized I waste too much fucking time here.
I have a life, which I love and should give much more attention to.
I have talked to a good bit of wonderful people on here and thanks for giving me good conversations and all that, I suggest you all do the same. Leave the computers and step outside try making an actual human connection with eye contact and all that shit.
I hope you all find what you are looking for.
Peace bitches.
xoxo |
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Okay fuckers I will answer this famous question here so you don't ask me, Jesus fucking Christ.
What do I look like?
Firstly you would all fucking know is the losers of this site didn't like to borrow peoples pictures but this is not the case so imagination please bitches.
I am 5'7 about 140-145 depends on the day. I have dark medium length hair and nice tits, my ass isn't as plump as i would like but I can't complain.
I am seriously going to take measurements for you all. ;) |
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This is for a dear girl ;)
A day in my life if it were 1955.
I would wake an hour before my partner slip into the bathroom where I would run some warm water and pour just enough bath oils into the tub that my well know scent fills the house, I slip in the tub soaking my fair skin into the perfumed water. I would wash up according to His standards and wrap up in a robe and head downstairs, by this time he has 30 minutes of rest left I move happily to the kitchen and fix up the coffee pot. I grab all the makings for his favorite omelet and get to work. I start the coffee pot and put his plate in place, covering it to keep the warmth in, I sit at the table and watch the clock for a moment before heading back up to him. A few spritzes of his favorite perfume splash on my chest and wrist before I settle down next to him, easing the blanket off I smile and wiggle out of my robe and on to him. Kissing, licking and nipping at his hit skin until he is fully awake and happy to see me ;) I tend to his needs eagerly as I do every morning and then fix my robe back in place and head down stairs. He comes along shortly and takes a seat I pour his coffee and sit across from him, pulling my black stocking from the pocket of the robe and slowly unrolling them up my leg and over my thigh just as he likes..
To be continued ;)
Tell me what you think excusememiss.
Xoxo |
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I like that collarme tries to keep it cute and allow people to list they are interested in an online romance but is that accurate?
Please collarme change this to online mindfuck, or personal porn star? We all know why we are here let's not sugar coat it lovelies. I don't want cute words and I'm sure you don't want pictures of my smile ;) |
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It has been a long fucking time, I figured maybe someone missed me. ;)
I am replying to you all as we speak, sort of and miss you sick fucks a whole lot...I really do collarme is a joke but some of you are real fucking amazing and make my day, I am not being sarcastic here.
But anyways I have been away in the vanilla world trying to get straight and all that, working too hard for my own good..thank fuck for meditation right, or we would all be fucking crazy.
I am totally in the mood for a kinky tea party. Seemed good as I love tea and kink can't go wrong eh?
peace&love bitches <3 |
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Oh how watching the sunrise makes my day <3 |
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Kylieslut4women
This guy is using my picture, but I do believe I found this one before! Ignore I am trying to take care of it :/ This is why I hate posting pictures here.
And don't fucking message me like I am a fake and you know anything about me or act all mighty like you can do shit, half the people on this site are fucking fake hate to break your heart, but most girls don't come online to sign their life away be fucking realistic fuck heads.
<3
For your information I happen to be very real, and it just so happens my legs look exactly the same in real life as they do in my photo, don't like it fuck off. |
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I hate all the old fuckers that say they have no trouble getting 20 something bitches, we aren't stupid. Why the fuck would you be here?
fuckyoucunts.
- I was going to give you a nice picture here but collar me sucks and doesnt like pretty legs ^.^ |
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Rant of the day, yes two post in one day!
Why keep your profile active if you aren't looking, seriously save us all some fucking time and just deleted the shit or deactivate it quite simple bitches, there are too many people on here for me to browse profile and half of them aren't looking.
And yeah yeah, I might not be looking to meet and fuck you, but I still seek fucking amazing people and if you really are that amazing maybe you can convince me.
fuck, I love collarme. <3 |
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I miss all you sick fucks.
And I haven't forgotten about you all, this girl just gets busy :)
Get in line and spank her accordingly, thank you. |
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Really this weather is fucking beautiful. I think I will walk and let the sheer wonderfulness of the outdoors fill my body :) I suggest you all do the same step back from the computer and walk outside see the pretty sunset and let the warm fresh air fill your lungs. The computer will be there when you get back I promise. :D |
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Hey bitches. :D Happy Memorial Day and all that
Any fun plans for the lovely day we are having? I will probably do the same old cookout nonsense..maybe some pool fun :) It is fucking hot enough for the pool. I am not a fan of real fucking hot weather, I prefer the fall but bring on the tan lines right :p You all have seen my fair thighs imagine them with a good amount of sunshine yep I transform into a beautiful lobster. :D So I really do hope you all enjoy :)
RantTime -- Actual slavery, now I know there are probably some that do live this way but I doubt there are as many as collarme leads us to believe. Unless maybe you are forced into it which just goes into my sick mind and we don't need to go there I am sure no one is interested :p But really bitches how man of you are real slaves like no rights no voice you are nothing but property can be sold, rented, used, thrown away..you own nothing of your own. Sure you are real eager to get on your hands and knees and get a good dicking maybe even a few welts from the flogger but that doesn't make you a slave. Hell I got both of those last night and I am no where near a slave and guess what neither are you. Bitches how do you access cm oh from the laptop your owner allows you to use right? That isn't fucking slavery. Cunts.
Also I went ahead and did some research for those of you that are here for dirty pictures and cam and all that cute shit and here ya go :) kink.com pornhub.com redtube.com ENJOY SMEXY PEOPLE :D |
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This one is for detroitswedearmy
:D
Just cause the fucker loves my journals.
Weirdest request would be the guy that asked me to be his wife, you can tell I am a fucking kinkster when that is the weirdest one. I am fucking weird so the weird shit is what I'm into. But if you are looking for a wifey don't message the bitch that has a profile full of how she wants to be the lady on the side. Kthanx. Most out there thing I have ever done not really sure, once went through the drive thru will my pants and panties down just to see the reaction. And no I wasn't arrested, oh the power of having a vagina :p
And I would so come fuck you on your roof, but I am quite afraid of heights ;)
<3
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hi dicks and cunts. :D
Kids, I am fucking high. Entertain me.
Oh and if you can't tell I have a good bit of sass, can't take it? Then don't send me a fucking message. If you want to see some naughty bits go to google type in real slow now.."free nude pics" I am sure it will get you somewhere.
<3
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Okay dirty minds, journal time.
Something I wanna put out there, watching a man on cam...in most cases does nothing for me. Not sure if this is how most of the ladies are but it just isn't attractive and unless I have been deprived of sex it just won't cut it..especially since I can easily surf the net and find some pretty pussy getting pounded and then see the final explosion..get it? If not it's ok..but I probably still don't want to see it..and yeah there might be exceptions ima whore ok I have the right to change my mind when my pussy is aching ;)
I am trying to be online more, just because you are all so wonderfun..and I mean that apparently I am having an extremly rare positive experience here on collarme.
So have a wonderful day and think about my thighs tightly wrapped around your waist. <3
& the rant of today, most of you are trying to fuck me I won't pretend it's anything more but if you want in my pants then don't send me a message that is five fucking pages long..I am busy and don't wanna read it unless it is hella interesting and make sure it is original not a fucking copy c'mon bitches if you can't type me a messages could you really please me in real time?
Oh and do I get bonus points for two journals in a row? I enjoy choking and paddles if anyone wants to reward me :D
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It has been for fucking ever. I am sorry and I deserve the belt ;) I have missed all th eager sluts and yummy boys, speaking of yummy boys I need to hear from some. That is all I have for now, and I will accept all messages of how I should be punished for going missing. ;) |
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Popular saying on this website, "I am eager to serve.." like what the fuck really..no you bitches aren't you are eager to have someone that wants to see your cunt bad enough they will waste precious time, talking and acting interested..like really shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down and think about what you are saying..this is the internet if you feel you need to lie here you are fucking fucked. :D daily rant, you know you bitches missed it. |
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I know it has been FOREVER! and I miss you all! <3 This girl has been busy busy busy! But I am trying! I know come spank me, everyone gets a turn! This journal is short but I thought maybe someone missed hearing from me!? haha <3<3
http://owni.eu/2010/11/08/top-48-ads-that-would-never-be-allowed-today/
^^ IN LOVE with this link, you should all look at it and just another reminder I was born wayy to fucking late. Enjoy babydolls! |
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Hi EVERYONE! even you fakes, yes you sluts from nigera! :D
Everyone should understand, I suffer from attention deficit disorder and it makes responding quite the difficult task, yep I would be a terrible sub thats why I am not submitting to any of you god cock masters of the world :D but i love you just the same, especially the ones that have amazing imaginations and spend time writing me stories..that I hope are for me..(I do touch myself and read then, I like knowing they were made for me) speaking of touching ones self my little pink panties are in need of a good licking anyone interested? ;) Message me, something interesting im not up for the blane conversations tonight! xoxo |
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Hi Bitches :D I know I went missing again, and yes you all can get in line and get one good spank because it is unacceptable ;) So CM for me has been wonderful since I started honestly and people were shocked when I told them that..but kylie4nattie has decided to be a cunt and take my picture, and while I should be completely pissed off I won't lie I am a little flattered..but bitch taking my picture won't make you me, it just makes you a sad excuse of a woman..oh and probably a hairy fucking man, but I hope it helps you out Kylie..oh and guys don't try to chat her up she is owned, she is just here to be one of those little cunt bitches that cant reply to messages until her owner gives her permission :D I LOVE those girls, the ones that are on a site called fucking CollarME! but can't talk to dominant people..really get a fucking life..jokes.
anyways, the weather isn't so lovely but it is perfect for hard nipples ;D Kisses everyone! |
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A few things about me :)
I am a sensualist I like to be touching, kissing, close and playing.
I am also a realist and will tell you to get the fuck out of my house when we are done ;) I am not looking to marry, date, or have lunch with you.
Also I don't like poeple on here that act like my mother, giving me lectures about who I can and cannot add, who they think are fakes and the such..if someone is my friend I enjoy talking to them, if they are fake they are damn good :D MelianNymph you can fuck off cunt, I am 21 not 2 I can decide who I want to talk to, and yes I had to put this in my journal because you had to tell me off and then block me, tell your Master to grow some you two are bitches.
Kisses to the rest. |
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So! I went through all 87 pages of messages and responded to all of them, so anyone that I didn't respond to should now have a message..if not send again!? Also I am sorry I was a slacker and took so fucking long, will try my bestest to not let it happen again. I promise to reply to them all even the dumb god cocks that start out by calling me a slut, they will hate me but its cool I have plenty of friends :P Anyways I need coffee, anyone wanna make a run to star bucks for a bitch!? Ha xoxo |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5_TjDzBEd8
^^ LOVE. |
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OK! what shall I write about tonight? Hm good ol bob d is soothing mah soul as I relax in my big comfy bed. and for all you pervs I happen to be wearing a nice little lacy white tanga and a tshirt, it's quite cute maybe I will snap a pic :D Today was nice, got some important shit done, saw some good people and kissed a cute boy :] Now an evening with these lovely dirty minds what more could I ask for?! Also..so called men don't start out by calling me a slut, i will respond but I will not like you. bitches. xoxo |
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I AM ALIVE! :D
Just been wonderfully busy :/ but i am here okay and happy to rip open all these pretty messages :) and no bitches im not being sarcastic at all, everyone I speak with on here is amazing and I am happy to be known by them :) So all you dumb cunts that complain maybe if you get a personality people would like you :)
So message away you hot messes :)
xoxoxoxoxoxo |
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hiihiihii alllll :)
today is blah I guess you could say but in a good way, is that possible? anyways! I am working here online, so yes now is a good time to distract me and try to win me over with pretty words and such, but for most it probably won't work...sorry I may come off as a cunt, but honestly I am just a realist and not changing so deal with it bitches :)
I have a million and one things to get done, but I have missed the lovely people of collarme since I haven't had a chance to be here :( and if I have not responded to your message be a doll and resend it so it can be at the front once again, I have let the messages get out of control!
Submissive men, I am NOT interested in being your top or anything of the like typing this now is a turning me off for real..I like my men mean and dominate ;) but I am happy to talk to you just don't try to get me to be domme like, I don't like it, never will and trust me if I did I would make a buck off of it like all these hot chicks that charge out of control amounts for YOU to get on cam haha they are probably guys.
anyways, kisses and humps to you all :D |
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FiVE(: things bout meh :
oNE: I would be a librarian if I could be anything in the world.
TWo: I love coffee with ice! :)))
ThREE: I love ice in general, specially the crushed shit.
FouR: I would much rather just wear heels in bed, and my chucks in the streets
Five: Garter belts make my dopamine levels go crazy.
and I should be sleeping, but who needs sleep right? xoxo |
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Driving with the windows down :) sippin an iced coffee, Gary Numan on the radio = perfect start to this day :D |
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This is for all the bitches that are "under consideration" set your profile to hidden or something no one fucking cares and its just stupid.
^^rant of the early morning! :P
Thinking of starting a blog, where anyone can write me questions and I give straight up answers..no bullshit :) Tell me what you think?
xoxo |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVuRbwnav_Y
Give me a reason...
Today was blah, the weather has me down :( *pouts*
But I think I will be getting some quality time with a girlfriend of mine, and I can't wait
Hope everyone is having an amzing day
xoxo |
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Hope everyone is having a wonderful Sunday :D
I however am craving some yummy Italian, so maybe a short roadtrip to this tasty little restaurant I know..I think so :)
Xoxo |
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