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Me
37, good looking, hwp, funny, and gainfully employed full time in a specialized field that is growing. Ive been in the lifestyle about 9 years and have owned 2 slaves previously. I am looking for a slave for domesticsexual duties in a long term relationship. I find I function much better when my home is my sanctuary.
Ive also recently become a father and now need to reduce my focus to those who can credibly maintain a normal vanilla exterior and who will, in my view, be a positive influence in my sons life. As a general rule, Im limiting my age range to women age 25 and up. If youre under 25 and think youve got the maturity to handle my needs, Ill need convincing but Im open to hearing what you have to say.
You
Humble, hard working, honest, caring, and eager to please. You should genuinely like to please others. I dont care if you have any experience. As long as you are willing to learn and able to trust, I will have no problem training you to be everything I want you to be. You should want to learn or relearn. You should have a sincere desire to be the best person for me that you can be.
You and I together
I am more than willing to make certain investments into your upkeep and aesthetics to ensure that you remain pleasing to me. You will eat well, work out, have regular health checks, have trips to the spa, and get everything you need to live a happy and healthy lifestyle.
I do expect you to maintain a flexible, part-time job for the purpose of qualifying for medical insurance. Any money over and above this cost will be saved and invested for you in an account with only your name on it for retirement and rainy days. I dont need or want your money. Human beings, slaves and otherwise, should always have a financial safety net in place. If insurance and finances are not a concern for you (as determined by me), I would expect you to participate in charity work as I believe all people should give back whenever they can.
A couple caveats
If you need me to control you because you are unable to control yourself, were probably not going to work out. I am not your conscience or your only source of good judgment. I provide direction and guidance.
If you are needing micromanagement, sorry Injust dont have the personal bandwidth or inclination to supply that. I DO have fairly specific and stringent standards of personal conduct, but I cannot be present for every minor decision you dont want to make on your own.
If you are looking for someone to finance your dreams of extravagance, look elsewhere. I am not a sugar daddy. That is not a Ms relationship.
Be local or willing to get local soon. Cams and keyboards are for children.
I will not trade endless e-mails with you. But we will trade non-nude photographs, of course, and chat often. If we connect well in cyberspace, I expect to meet soon in a public place using proper safety protocols. I realize the internet has some dangers for both of us. We will have to be conscientious adults about this.
Obviously, there is more to say here, but our interaction is whats most important to me. Just know that I am real, sincere, experienced, stable, capable, and actually a pretty great guy--if I do say so myself. Im sure you can tell Im a bit direct. Ive found this ensures that there are no misunderstandings. It is reasonable to expect my directness to continue.
Some answers to some common questions I get What would my first few days with you look like?
I am a safety guy so on day one, you get an STD test. Anything bacterial gets cured. Anything viral, you go home. Blowjobs only until the results are back. Hot, I know but its the way of the modern world.
When all is thumbs up, we begin to put your life together.
Here are are some expectations I have
An hours worth of exercise every single day. Ill write your schedule for you.
Ill fuck you often, but chastity is enforced in my house at all times you do not cum until I tell you to.
You get up early because I do.
You are not my girlfriend or wife...not ever. You are my slave. A toy.
Youll be occasionally lentshown off with men and women in the kink community.
My limits are yours. Period.
You will look your best for me every day.
Here are some things I dont like
Loudtalkative people
Too many or overly large tattoos
Hearing the word sir very 9 seconds. Saying sir is not what makes you a slave.
Entitlement
Any feeling overt or otherwise that you may somehow be my equal
Hubris
Ugly people (Im not ugly and youre a reflection of me)
Laziness
Plugs in earlobes
Ignorance
When things are going well consistently, I will consider more lasting upkeep and investments. I will consider springing for laser hair removal for the appropriate areas. Teeth whitening or other cosmetic dentistry treatments would also be on the table. I would decide if you are a candidate for new breasts, and then you would decide if you wanted them and how big (within reasonable limits that I set). Im not here to bimboify you. But I get these questions a lot
Your responsibilities include looking your best for me at all times. Being ready for me in any way, at all times. Keeping a generally clean and organized home for me at all times. Light laundry (most of my stuff is drycleaned across the street). I love cooking and enjoy fine dining but most days meal prep is on your plate.
I hesitate to be overly specific in the BDSM and sexual arena as I am not heavily into any one thing or another. I abide by safesaneconsensual practices and promise that I have the experience to never injure you. However, in short, you would be a kept woman and I intend to keep you very well. My expectation is that you would take care of all my personal needs in a kinky 1950s-esque fashion as a completely owned and 100 controlled beautiful human being.
As a final note, I dont want to read in your profile 2,500 words about what you want out of life and the kinky activities you want present in your relationship and then just 2 sentences about how youre an honest and loyal person. Youre a slave you dont make such demands or set such requirements. If your profile resembles this, do not contact me and kindly uncheck slave from your orientation field. Youre not one. We havent here coined some new variation of what slave means. The definition of the word hasnt changed in a thousand years. I want to know what youre like personally, what youre good at, and what you think a Dominant male looks like. If we have good conversations, Ill request to meet you somewhere public (think coffee not concert) to determine if I think you are attractive and if I like you personally. If I do, well go from there. If I dont, well see ya later.
Best,
House
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It's always a complete mystery to me that so many so-called slaves have such an easy time rattling off a long list of things their Master must be/do/have/provide. Ask her what she brings to the table, and you get a blank stare then a long list of "I don't...." A good Master is easily unimpressed and very quickly disinterested. |
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Thanks to a certain sub who reminded me to stop over-scheduling myself, I'm taking an impromptu vacation. To prove that I can. By myself. In the woods. No technology but a landline. Logs will be split and then burned. Fish will be caught and then cooked (ok, burned also) But beers will be swilled and boats driven, brush cleared, cobwebs swept, and all things broken will be mended. My tired soul included. Catch you on the return flight, friends. No cell service from here on out! |
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I'm finding that I really like generally quiet people. Perhaps as humans we cannot operate both the brain and the mouth simultaneously; and we have to choose which one to use. A mouth has so many better uses than talking. |
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To dominate is also to serve. Just my thoughts this morning over coffee. Evidently, I'm feeling very philosophical today! |
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Dominance is achieved when passion is focused. |
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Spent 3 days on the boat this weekend and got very burned. Time to put the toy away and hunker back down for the Fall. |
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Wow! From talking to this woman, I would have bet English was her 2nd language. Sadly, it's not. Scary! |
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My latest conversation with a goofball:
Me: I'm curious as to why you identify as switch? Your profile is full of submissive things you like to do.
Goofball: Sometimes I like to be on top when having sex.
Me: (stunned silence) |
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I may not be YOUR cup of tea, but I have been, on more than one occassion, SOMEBODY'S cup of tea. I'm also stable, able, safe AND sane (mostly). Those alone are more than enough to set me apart on CM (sadly). |
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Subs: if I can't figure out from your profile whether we are a good fit, two things will happen. You will not receive messages from people who care about "compatibility." Second, you will only receive emails from those who don't give a shit what you are looking for. Unhappy on this site? Perhaps you did it to yourself? |
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Please do not contact me if you are making a duck face (you know what I'm talking about) in your picture or flipping off the camera. I just hate that shit. |
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I live in two of the greatest cities in the world! |
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There must be some Eastern European handbook for CM. they are all 60 lbs, Native American, and "sincere and honest." Too weird. |
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CollarMe (and the rest of life) Lesson #1: Everyone shows you only what they want you to see so that you'll think of them what they want you to think of them. Sub or not, do not ever accept control in this way. Try to see things as they are; proceed accordingly. |
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We live in a zero-sum game. Your foolishness only serves to enhance the value of my wisdom. |
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Please someone help me understand self bondage. Is that like masturbation for bondage folks? Once you're tied, how do you get out? Doesn't seem like bondage to me, if you can get yourself free-more like a very complicated belt. Clearly I've missed the boat on self bondage! |
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Wow. Southern California is beautiful! I should move here. |
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Will be in Phoenix area next week Wed, Thurs, Friday. Would love to share a drink with any kink minded people. |
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Love all these 46 pound Native Americans. Cracks me up! |
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Incomprehensibly packing 200 lbs onto a 5'1 frame does not classify as curvy, folks. It's medically and morbidly obese. Your japanime kitten/person pictures don't hide the fact that you have ruined yourself. |
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I can buy you anything you can put on your Amazon wish list, but you wouldn't respect me for it. Submission is a gift--not to be earned by your latest deeds, but to be deserved by what you've made yourself become. Too deep for most, and not deep enough for those I seek. That is all. |
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Always nice to have submission handed to me, but I prefer to earn it a bit first. |
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If one is looking for a second sub/slave/FWB/whatever, why put your first sub/slave/FWB/whatever in charge of the selection process? Seems like a lack of leadership to me. |
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I love the people who "live for watersports" but really mean swimming or water skiing. Cracks me up every time! |
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The fact of the matter is that, by definition, half the world has below average intelligence. The conundrum is why the bottom half keeps ending up in my inbox. I don't mind the "bottom halfers" but for their unwavering conviction that they are members of the other group! |
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"Most young ladies like you would say that I'm a bad man; but some those same young ladies appreciate that about me." |
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There is an extremely important aspect of tpe that frequently gets missed. That last letter "e" is not fully understood by so many. It truly is a bargain where both D & s benefit. Financial recompense, by the way, is in no way involved (in my conception at least). Many people are much improved when under the leadership of another. Others perform better while leading and can delegate roles and responsibilities. When I look for a sub, I try to understand how our involvement in one another's lives might be of mutual benefit. Are we, in fact, better together? And then, of course, I ask myself if I would like to fuck this person. :)
I digress... So many subs and Doms alike talk about only half the equation (either their half or the other persons). I would really respect a sub who can thoughtfully explain the whole picture that they see themselves in. I would consider having a relationship with that person. |
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Folks, don't get weirded out if I make you a favorite. It's how I tag profiles that interested me--either to read in full later or to be reread because of the depth of what's there. Please take your addition as a compliment but don't take your removal as an affront. Just means I read it and we are not a match. |
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So bored with women who just want to be spanked. I don't even consider it domination anymore. |
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This will go into my profile later so just recording thoughts right now.
I'm really looking for a 1950s style domestic discipline relationship. I want a sub/slave that desires to be molded into her Master's ideal. When I look for a sub I look for the raw material of what I want. You should be a quiet person b/c I am. You should embrace the idea of making someone else's happiness your full time job. You should be a level headed person. You should enjoy reading and pursuing a quiet life of success and security.
I will find time soon to make my profile reflect these more finely tuned desires. I will maybe even add a picture or two. Whoa! I know! Crazy! We'll see... |
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What's up with all these 70 lb pale faced Native American women? Clearly conditions on our nation's Indian reservations are worse than we thought! Education seems poor too as they can barely string a sentence together! :) |
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Seems there is a rash of Doms leaving the country and not taking their poor subs/slaves with them. ;). Why are all the Domx fleeing the country? Did I miss a memo? |
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So folks, I'm not going to lie. I'm a little bit of an elitist. I went to an elite prep school. Graduated from an elite college with elite grades. Im very intelligent, very, caring, and a bit demanding. Be prepared to be made elite.
I can come off as arrogant. It's not arrogance if it's true. |
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Nobody really gives a fuck if "50 Shades of Grey" got you all hot and bothered. You all know that, right? |
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You can google the hwp charts from the AMA or CDC. If you are outside of those curves you are under/over weight and you can expect me to fix that for you. I'm not inside the curves either, but I'm close; we'd be fixing it together. Prefer slightly over to under, personally. FYI, if you are 5'2 and a buck 90, you are not what I would consider close. |
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I think it would be interesting to start my own BDSM social networking site. I'm torn between 2 urls at the moment. Which is better? slapmyfacebook.com or mysubspace? How about Kinkster.com? Probably taken already. |
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I do read profiles. A couple requests to the profile writers out there:
If it's gonna be 10 pages long, it better be fucking good. I've completely read only a few really long ones on here. One of them made me have to rub one out on the spot; but generally, brevity is the soul of wit.
If I read it and still have no idea what you're looking for in your kinklife, then you've already failed.
Nobody actually believes you have zero limits.
I don't want to read your kink-romance novel and you can't make me.
I (personally) LOVE kinky pics! Even if they aren't of you, or may look like you, or just look like fun, put em up! Helps us Doms understand more about what makes you tick. They're worth a thousand words for a reason.
I know! I have no pics up. Yes, I'm a hypocrite, so sue me!
Proofread! I generally give 5 strikes to profiles. On the 5th substantive grammar/spelling/homophone error, I hit the back button. Game over. I'm not asking for perfection, just an honest attempt.
I don't want your YIM or cell #, if it's posted to your profile.
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I wish I could make a rule on CM that says a sub may not get a collar from a Dom/Domme until she weighs exactly what it says on her profile. |
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Couple observations based on the trends I've noticed: if you have a pic posted where you are giving the camera the bird while flashing your tits, the odds are against us being a match.
I had another one........damn.....will post that later. |
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Please, please, please do NOT outweigh me. My domliness is very fragile. :) |
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If you are "seeking for" a Dom rather than "looking for" or just plain old "seeking" one, you are probably still living in eastern Europe or unwilling to go back there when your visa expires. Please, therefore, keep your "much naked pics" to yourself. I will not "love you for all the times"--nor long enough to get you a green card. Sorry. That just isn't me. |
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To the subs who want all us Doms to write about what we would do to you, please realize we know this is a thinly veiled attempt to have hundreds of erotic stories e-mailed to you. I have no problem with you getting off while you read random e-mails, but know the real Doms will pass you by rather quickly. Not that we aren't wiling to do this, just not as an opening e-mail.
-House |
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Summer is officially over. Last day out on the water. Really nice weather up north. I was sad to turn around. Good season though. Lot's of interesting times this year. Will next summer be even better? Here's to hopin'!
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Ok...just to be clear: I WILL NOT TEACH YOU ENGLISH. I've had several e-mails (and not just from foreigners) in the past few wks, requesting that I teach them English were they to become my slave. I will, however, teach you rather harshly about proper grammar and spelling. That could be a fun game actually... |
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| Age: 44 |
| Albany,
New York |
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