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2017 ... Will update this .. haven't been on in a few years .. lol
I am just here to continue talking to people that i know and possibly some new friends . Who knows , the best things usually happen when you aint looking for them .
I'am in no way into cyber sex (whats all that about ?) if that's your thing fine .. but not mine ....
If we are speaking for a bit and get on , I'll be more than glad to exchange phone numbers which you can call day or night ... I most certainally do not want access to any of your accounts here or email ..
( photo 6 is a pair of small/medium floggers i made , gonna see how the method used holds up before making proper leather wrapped handles )
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Cool story , Bro .... so that pic is you and taken in your bedroom .. so why is there a two pin plug a German BDSM porn star in it !? .. JOG ON . |
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where has everyone gone !? ... |
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could going backwards be the way forward ? ... |
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just sat having a fiddle ....
with my new rope ... get it nice n supple ... lol |
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well that was short n sweet ..
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MMMmmm , gotta love that 1st cup of coffee on a morning . |
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aaaarrghhhh ! feckin soaked , bloody weather .... anyone got a towel . |
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oh god , dentist this afternoon ..... eeeek ! |
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All is well in my little world once more .... :) i'm a happy chappie again . |
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how wish i kept my thoughts to myself a few weeks back ..... |
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3 teeth out ... ouchies !! |
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had a great time at the boro munch thursday night .... hope to see you all again next time . |
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England my England
Goodbye to my England , So long my old friend
Your days are numbered, being brought to an end
To be Scottish, Irish or Welsh that's fine
But don't say you're English, that's way out of line.
The French and the Germans may call themselves such
So may Norwegians, the Swedes and the Dutch
You can say you are Russian or maybe a Dane
But don't say you're English ever again.
At Broadcasting House the word is taboo
In Brussels it's scrapped, in Parliament too
Even schools are affected. Staff do as they're told
They must not teach children about England of old.
Writers like Shakespeare, Milton and Shaw
The pupils don't learn about them anymore
How about Agincourt, Hastings , Arnhem or Mons ?
When England lost hosts of her very brave sons.
We are not Europeans, how can we be?
Europe is miles away, over the sea
We're the English from England , let's all be proud
Stand up and be counted - Shout it out loud!
Let's tell our Government and Brussels too
We're proud of our heritage and the Red, White and Blue
Fly the flag of Saint George or the Union Jack
Let the world know - WE WANT OUR ENGLAND BACK !!!! |
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Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: ''I had sex last night, did you?''
Woman 2: ''Yes.''
Woman 1: ''Was it good?''
Woman 2: ''No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?''
Woman 1: ''Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!''
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: ''You wanted sex last night, how was it?''
Husband 2: ''Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?''
Husband 1: ''It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!
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Age: 19 |
California,
California |
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