Just little baby kitten MJ here, prancing down this catwalk, and looking for friends along the way.
I am a kitten, but only the cat's whiskers of people, may call me kitten, as I view it as a form of affection... the rest of you may refer to me as MJ.
I am always seeking to curl up and take a catnap in a nice and warm cradle... perhaps with snuggles and a bottle of catlap (milk)...
I am no Tomcat (though, I do enjoy the movie) or fat cat, but I am another bree-d of cat... as there is a vast variety in my tastes.
If you want to sweeten the kitty, you could always buy this kitten something nice and/or fun to wear or play with... because I need to be as cute as a kitten, but would love to be grinning like a cheshire cat when I am being naughty... tehehe... And no, you need not buy this kitten anything to chat... though I would a-purr-eciate it, if you did decide to :D
Toys and fun things
I appreciate catcalls, just as much as any other kitten does, but please don't disrespect me with lewd remarks... you don't know meow... so please don't go rubbing my fur the wrong way... though I may be as weak as a kitten, there is still a hellcat hidden deep within. Don't go poking the cat, or you will find her claws... and we don't want fur to fly...
Please don't be a copycat or sourpuss in your messages. After all, I can smell a rat ;P Thanks all of you cool cats :D