Warning: This kitten has claws and will use them on those who display stupidity...

Ya know before you send a woman a message, where you want her to respond, you might want to make sure you havent blocked her...

If all you can offer me is your penis... Then your doing it wrong..

Word to the wise.. Chinese food is not good the second time around when you have snuffalupagaitis...

Best quote of buffy so far... Season 7: Giles "So let me get this straight, you think im evil if i go on a trip with a bunch of teenage girls and dont touch them?"

Kitten Inc. ruining your fantasies with the realities of the real world since 1989...

a nice glass of wine and a good meal... now if only i could find myself a good dom

Day shift work is stressful...

*snorts* Yes please report me for telling you arent the dom for me... Yuppers... little boys...

There is nothing like a cup of hot chocolate on a cold rainy day

Slut- A woman with the morals of a man

The stupid... it burns... it burns...

Do you think the courts would grant custodial rights to a mans genitalia if hes one of the most amazing fucks youve had in life?

If your going to post a photo of your penis, at least make  sure its impressive, dress it up give it a mini sombrero... or something... at least show more then 3 and a half limp flaccid uckyness....

Whimpering whining and stomping your feet, wont make me poly, it will just make me mock you...

So Jersey People, please do explain why the majority of your names have an X as filler at the end?

If you dont have the balls to be a man, dont bother contacting me, We have a difference of opinion super fantastic, grow a pair.. Honestly, I have no time for your pissing match my double dong is bigger then your penis will ever be... and i can pee for almost 2 minutes straight.. I have nothing to prove..

*chuckles* who is stupid enough to think its a smart idea to put a kitten on a leash.... *giggles*

Seriously, If you dislike my choice of photos, please note that theres an amazing feature Collarme offers its called Hide, There is no copyright on the photos in my profile, Please grow a pair and be an adult instead of reporting them if you dont like it HIDE or BLOCK me.

Bloody hell Media, its a bit of FUCKING RAIN, ive driven in it all day today from 1pm till 11 pm... ill drive in it tomorrow...

ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!

So my cellphone HATES CM chat, hates using the space key, and HATES letting me actually express myself, several words get eaten. SOOOOOOOOO

Forgive me if conversations go from awesomesaucetastical... to shitty.

Score, Verizon wireless 0 Ninja Kitten 17.... Total credits 452.34 cents. Total phone bill a month for all 4 lines 234.55 two months service free, brand new device and happy kitten? Priceless.

Dear gods please someone shoot me and put me out of my misery, the social retardation of most men on this site makes me loose all hope...

Ever notice those with words like honesty or integrity or Honor in their screen name... Are people who dont possess those qualities?

The following songs speaks volumes about me and who i am. Many people make a lot of assumptions about who I am, I just have to remind you, until you click on the message button and ask me questions... You dont know me...

Song You dont know me by Allison Iraheta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2pKF0y9yFI

Cause you don't know me

You don't wanna know it's real

And I'm not sorry

For who I am, for what I feel

Cause you don't know me

I got more on my mind than I ever told

I got pain that you never felt

I got the scars I can deal with it on my own

I've got stories that I'll never tell

But maybe its just as well

I'm strong, I'm a mess Altogether an emotional wreck

I can scream, I can beg you to see I'm alive I'm awake,

I'm unglued I'm not gonna break down, now

Boys boys boys *shakes head* I know you men are visual creatures, you like to see the work youve done and its hot to you.. but women while visual as well do not relay on it as heavily as you...

WE dont want to see what youve done to some other chicks ass, or see some other chicks cunt, Or your dick.. Ive seen enough dicks in porn that will make yours look tiny.. its not impressive....

What do women what? WE want you to tell us what you will do FOR US after youve gotten to know our name and basic likes....

Why? Because it makes us feel special and we give you the enthusiastic blow job instead of the your a moron blow job...

Seriously want the best head of your LIFE... take down the photos of your dick and other chicks...

Dear GODS, where has all the common sense gone.

If I dont respond to a message its for one of the following reasons:

A) I didnt enjoy the message

b) I had no appropriate snarky or non snarky response

c) your a bloody moron

d) you mentioned a hard limit

e) I saw something shiny

f) I didnt have time

g) oh oh its a...........k back now...

Boys boys boys (rant) Seriously the best insults you can come up with is calling me a slut or whore, or fat? Really You honestly believe that effects me? I get it your angry to be called out on your bullshit. Your angry to be told the truth, but come up with something more inventive when you want to lash out its getting so BORING.

Not to self: Please place the proper sarcasm font when using sarcasm... not everyone understands when im making a dry humored joke.

Really boys? Seriously, When I all want is monogamy, where its just me and my partner, I was constantly rejected for it....because im a prude. Now that Im open to casual non sexual play. Im rejected for it...because im a whore Will you silly boys make up your mind?

The Blissful KitCockson

1 shot vanilla vodka

1 shot cranberry vodka

1 shot passionfruit vodka

1 shot spiced rum

1 shot peach schnapps

1 shot triple sec

2 shots cranapple juice

1 shot serria mist...

Mix all alcohol and juice in shaker shake well add soda and stir.. pour and drink

The most amusing thing to do with my evening tonight was to look for a new toy... the customer reviews on many of the items give me such a giggle fit.

The good kinda sex is what happens between your ears... not between your legs...

Trust: How can you trust someone who lies?

I understand that male profiles who list that they are in a relationship get less attention then if they arent in a relationship. But remember by not listing that you are in a relationship be it married, or poly, It makes you a liar. Why would people assoicate or build friendships with people who show from the very start they are liars? I get it makes your chances worse but the people you alienate from not having it on your profile is higher then the people who just pass you by.

Also not having that information makes it seems like your relationship isnt on the up and up meaning the other half of your relationship is unaware and non consensual...

Please just learn to be honest...

String string string string string string string... ^_^ I are learning the crafting of flogger making.

I went to Black phoenix almost 2 weekends ago and a man had a pair of floggers i HAD TO HAVE... they were frayed string like floggers. He didnt by them they were made as a gift and ever since ive been plagued with the need to make a SET....

One has 32 flails the other 34 they are dyed a nice pretty lilac and the handle is almost complete on the second... HOWEVER....

Im a Kitten playing with string ... and its becoming almost OVERWHELMING to not PLAY WITH the strings.... :(

Score... 3012 books properly metadataed and in my library... Now ebooks Bri to Z to add... >_<;;

Dear Verizon,

Ive been on hold this time for 26 minutes now, I was hung up on three times previously. Please hurry the fuck up pick up your fucking phone and let me do my job...

Thanks

Kitten

PS go fuck yourself in the ass with your cable failures.

Loneliness eats at the soul, it drives you mad, and brings you to madness.

Her soul is crying out,

but theres no one there to hear it.

No ones here to care.

The pain shes feeling consumes her

She can barely take a breath

Cold covers her flesh

So numb she cant even feel it.

Eyes wide but not seeing

Fingers touching but not feeling

Body shaking but not thinking.

Life ending not breathing...

Ive just started watching The Big ban theory. I dont get all of the jokes... but it sure does make me giggle.

Worst Pick up line Ever...-

I think I might be gay.... Im not sure, I just dont know..... Would you fuck me to see if i like girls?

While its not as nice as I normally try to be... My opinions on married men cheating on their spouse...

"And remember there is no gray to this, at all what so ever, its black and white, you stood up in front of your god, your family and friends and you told them, in short Im gonna only fuck this bitch till the day i die..

Are you dead? No, then honor your word.

-this has been a public service announcement from the cunt whos sick of married men not just working it the fuck out with the women they have chosen to marry."

I think the fevers making me delirious.

I have a new hard limit: Working from my bosses office because hes an incompetent jackass...

Thank gods the holidays are over >_<;;

Is it wrong to want to make love to a space heater?

Dear Master Cricket of the cricket invasion.

I am here by demanding rent from you and your asshole friends if you are going to insist being in my apartment with out permission, I believe having had to evict several of your partners from my home in the past week you currently owe me 47 dollars.

The break down includes

2.57 for the roll of paper towels

3.79 for the can of pet friendly bug spray.

5.50 for the food you have ruined by mooching it or appearing out of no where in the pot.

10 dollars for the emotional trauma you have placed on the cat due to your enormous size.

15.14 for a new swiffer as it was bent trying to keep one of your friends from getting into my pot of perogies.

3 dollars for the electric spent keeping you fuckers away from my god-damned bed.

and finally 7 dollars for my pain and suffering and sprained ankle from chasing you fuckers out of my place.

Please Pay the amount owed promptly and vacate the premise, you are not welcome house guests and you have over stayed your welcome, any one of your friends found after this noticed will be captured tortured then killed, their will also be an additional fee of 25 dollars tacked on for each friend of yours  I must torture. I wish It didn't have to come to this however you have disrespected the rules of my home and are no longer welcome. More so you were never welcome in the first place.

Sincerely,

k (Lease holder)

Dear Physical therapist,

I know you want me to get up and walk around after you strech and twist me in every way possible, putting me in the most blissful headspace ever. However subspacing your patient then requiring her to do anything but move is just cruel.

I still Love you

-me.

I love people who dont understand how people are made. Seriously hips and curves are what make a girl so great.

Also if your going to ask for someone slender and petite, be in shape yourselves boys. Im sick of fat men thinking they deserve skinny underfed females, but dont want to work at it themselves.

Well boys Im a real woman and the curves of my hips are something for you to grab on to..... my breasts heave because of pleasure and my thighs are wonderful to put as many marks as you wish...

Its a shame most of you will never get that pleasure.

Dear Sanity,

Hello old friend. I miss your company, I miss the time we spent together, you being like a warm blanket on a cold night or a soft breeze when the air was to hot to breath.

I miss your gentle caresses, like a lover, like one so close to me that you know everything within my mind.

Oh sanity, why did you have to abandon me, in your cruel and callous way, why did you have to leave with out even saying good bye.

Was it dear Sanity the thought of us parting that made you slip away while i dreamed, Was it that you thought i would make a scene, beg for you to stay and to be my keeper once again..

Oh sanity how these answers elude me, how you dear sanity elude me...

-k.