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I'm ,witty, opinionated, headstrong and intelligent.
I enjoy intellectual stimulation.

Please do not send a message saying "Hey baby, want to be my slut?” No thanks. I am in search of intelligent life form, as well as friends.

I’m currently a college student with very little time for anything remotely close to a life, therefore what brief moments I do manage to seize I choose to do so kicked back, wearing something comfortable(Or, Nothing At All “WEG”) in my little nest, called a desk, chatting away with good people as well as my friends’ .

Yes, I do have a “real” (I consider my virtual world just as real and important however, for the sake of this particular writing I’ll keep the two separate) life, and; if I might add, a very, VERY full one.

I am not one of those individuals who are timid or afraid to get off my cute butt and live, matter a fact it is quite the opposite, in my position ,and the direction I’m going in life, shutting the outside world off in order to give my soul that reprieve considered necessary to maintain my sanity is a must.

People “think” they know me pretty well because I have a strong personality, (do they really)? Although I am willing to bet, if they truly knew my secret side, the side that is so profoundly deep, and sensitive even I wonder at times.

I am a study in contradictions, and I like it that way. I am smart, yet I am also remarkably childlike (but hopefully not childish). That thing that happens when we grow up, where we lose our sense of hope and magic and possibility... that has not happened to me. While some people would label this as immaturity, I cherish this part of my personality, and hope my friends’ would too.


That's not to say that I don't take things seriously though, The dark side of this thirst for knowledge is a certain impatience with others who don't share it. I do not expect everyone to be a rocket scientist, but that does not mean we should tolerate willful ignorance. We were all given a brain, and I believe we have the responsibility to use it. I am sorry to say I sometimes get downright bitchy when confronted by stupidity. However, not that sorry...

Okay, by now you're thinking "This girl is a huge snob.” And to a certain extent, you'd be right. I care about standards enough to keep them high, and know better than to accept an inferior product. I don't apologize for that. But under my slightly haughty exterior, I'm actually very kind and gentle. I want the best for everyone, always, and go out of my way to try to make it that way. I'm highly empathetic, and can usually articulate what people want even before they can. It’s my blessing and my curse.

I’ll cry when I see people hurting, I’ll hold a Childs hand after burying their first pet, I secretly wish I could save the world.

I cry when I hear the song butterfly kisses, I laugh at the wizard of Oz, I root for the underdog,

I still call my Dad, Daddy, I secretly dream of unicorns and riding bare back while naked, as I make my way down Main Street, I dream of becoming the prom queen, waving at a crowd during a parade.

So there you have it ~~this is what lies at the heart of my submission, as well as my Dominant side.

Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
Element Name: WOMANIUM
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.


~~B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Individual That Creates Hard-ons~~

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!


Element Name: MANIUM

Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.

Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell ...

I'm looking for F/friends Onl!!.

~Sadisticlly Creative And Highly Misunderstood~


~~~~Slut~~~

For me, being a slut doesn’t depend on a certain number or the content of my sex life, it’s more of a state of mind. I could not have sex for months and still feel like a slut for my dirty thoughts and the things I’d like to be doing.

I can be a slut with the same person over and over again, acting out all my most wanton fantasies So if anyone ever tries to throw the word slut at me as an epithet, I can turn to them, smile and say, thank you.~


The~
happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they
just make the best of everything they have.~


For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your arms. As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.


Life isn't about how to~~
survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.~~

Truth in the world can be best expressed, through poetry, stories, music, imagery and human intimacy. We explore the path of the artist by learning to truthfully express our experiences of taste, touch, sight, sound, and our spiritual perception of the world around us.
I Just Luv My Budda, Thank You..



~Marriage is the imagination overriding intelligence. "Everyone is a
potential murderer, while i have never killed anyone i frequently
take great pleasure in reading the obituary notices." The first thing is to look at something and know it for what it is...
I'd rather be hated for who I am, then loved for who I am not.~


Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, cocktail in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ~ "WOO HOO what a ride!"


~~It doesnt interest me what planets are squaring your moon. I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow if you have been opened by lifes betrayals, or have become shriveled & closed It doesnt interest me if the story you are telling me is true, I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself if you can bear the accusation of betrayal & not betray your own soul

I want to know what sustains you from the inside when all else falls away. I want to know if you can be alone with yourself, & you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments {Invatation}



~The Black Rose~
~A rose has many meanings but a black rose, only one. As the opposite of white, which is eternal life, the black rose bleeds blood as dark and red as red wine and as acidic and deadly As hate is destructive. To touch one is to commit eternal sin. To see one is to die.~



~~I will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives, I will share my knowledge and experiences with others in the hope that they will learn from where I have been
Above all, I will wear my title of submissive with honor, I will never cause others to think that being submissive means to be weak or sub~human. I will take pride in who and what I am.~~



Favorite Quote:
you think something small can not make a difference? Try sleeping with a mosquito in the room!


~A creative feline claws, paws, bites and rips through the Skin of what is beautiful, true and good, craving the Marrow, which is carnal, essential and real. Drawn in awe of skillful chase.~



~Heaven help for the way I am Save me from my evil deeds before I get them done~


~There is something inside me that pulls beneath the surface, consumes me,Against my will I stand beside my reflection.~

God determines who walks into your life....it's up to you to decide who
you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go.'


"Life isn't about keeping score.
It's not about how many people call you and it's not about who you've dated, are dating, or haven't dated at all.
It isn't about who you've kissed, what sport you play, or which guy or girl likes you.
It's not about your shoes or your hair or the color of your skin or where you live or go to school.
In fact, it's not about grades, money, clothes, or colleges that accept you or not.
Life isn't about if you have lots of friends, or if you are alone, and it's not about how accepted or unaccepted you are.
Life just isn't about that.
But life is about who you love and who you hurt.
It's about how you feel about yourself.
It's about trust, happiness, and compassion.
It's about sticking up for your friends and replacing inner hate with love.
Life is about avoiding jealousy, overcoming ignorance, and building confidence.
It's about what you say and what you mean.
It's about seeing people for who they are and not what they have.
Most of all, it is about choosing to use your life to touch someone else's in a way that could never have been achieved otherwise.
These choices are what life's about."


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12/15/2009 9:58:01 AM

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.


7/24/2009 10:56:48 AM

THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAS TO SAY ABOUT 'LIVING IN OREGON' . . .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Oregon.

If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Oregon.


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Oregon.


If you measure distance in hours, you live in Oregon.


If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Oregon.


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Oregon.


If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Oregon..


If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Oregon.
 

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 2 layers of clothes or under a raincoat, you live in Oregon.


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Oregon.


If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Oregon.
 

If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Oregon.


If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Oregon.


If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Oregon.
 

If you stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal, you live in Oregon.


If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Oregon.


If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Oregon
 .

If you know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon, you live in Oregon.


If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Oregon.


If you consider swimming an indoor sport, you live in Oregon.
 

If you know that Boring is a city and not just a feeling, you live in Oregon.


If you can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food, you live in Oregon.


If you never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho, you live in Oregon.
 

If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Oregon.


If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Oregon.


If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Oregon.
 


7/22/2009 12:19:13 PM
I wanted to share this because I found it intertaining..now this email started off very warm and pleasent (you don't see that much anymore) so out of dumb curisioty I checked it and and here is how I made friends with a bot...

*Email*
From: This user is on the site now!

   Dated:  

7/22/09 11:31 AM

Tressy63,
How are you? Well, I hope. :-)
First off, if you are interested, please contact me on Yahoo messenger at screen name doctordomgood ... I don't really check mail here. If not interested, I am very sorry to bother you.
I'm 26 years old and don't live too far from you currently (I've been traveling a lot, it is great... I love to travel)
I came upon your profile and was intrigued. I would love to know more... I usually don't contact people on here, but rules are made to be broken... hahaha. If you think you may be interested, check out my profile, and if still interested, we shall chat. Again, I do not check CM much so Yahoo is always the best way to reach me. I very much look forward to speaking further with you, and would love to hear back from you.
Much love, Master J

now how could anyone NOT want to at least respond to this and at least say thank you, the respectful thing to do right?
lol and here is the yahoo person to bot chat.


synning_temptress: Knock Knock
doctordomgood: Hey, how's it going? I'm doing pretty damn good
synning_temptress: lol..and good afternoon to you as well..
doctordomgood: Were my pics on CM approved yet?
synning_temptress: pardon?
doctordomgood: Okie dokie then, let's get down to business.
synning_temptress: lol omg I forgot to tell You, this is Tressy
doctordomgood: First, I'd like you to know that I ask the questions, and you answer them  You will be able to ask your questions in time. Understood?
synning_temptress: Stop
doctordomgood: By the way, you may address me as Sir or Master J. Ok?
synning_temptress: That is a choice I make when I'm ready for Now I will call You J
doctordomgood: So are you looking to be an online sub, possibly moving to in-person/realtime eventually if we click?
synning_temptress: what part of stop did you not understand?
doctordomgood: Hmmmm.... Why should I accept you as a sub? Tell me a bit. Whatever you want. You better not ask me 'Like what?'
synning_temptress: Bye
doctordomgood: And you'd be OK with doing whatever I ask? Please understand that I'll never ask you to do anything you are not comfortable with.


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synning_temptress: hmm
doctordomgood: Good. I think we should give this a try. Would you like that?
synning_temptress: Nope
doctordomgood: The way it works is this... Once I take on subs, I set up regular 'Sessions' with them. If they are good, they get them more often. The more you please me, the more I please you. Do you understand?
synning_temptress: lol this is funny
synning_temptress: at least I had a nice enjoyable chat
doctordomgood: So, would you like to get started? We can do our first session immediately if you would like. It will mainly be familiarizing you with how this works, but it will also be a "real session". If not, we can do it another time.
synning_temptress: enjoy the day Mr J Bot
doctordomgood: I'd like you to put on your collarme profile that you are under consideration by Master J. You do no thave to do this right this moment, but I will expect it within the next few days at most.
synning_temptress: Not ever going to happen
doctordomgood: Ok, I do the sessions at a place called BP. Sometimes I do group chats in which all subs can see me. If you have a cam, I will cam-2-cam with you if you'd like. Otherwise, no big deal. Do you have a BP account?
synning_temptress: lol here we gooooooooooo
doctordomgood: First, I' dlike to inform you that if you are under 18 (not saying you would lie, but some people are idiots), do not bother. They do age verification. Are you telling the truth about your age?
synning_temptress: I think I'll share this wonderful and heart warming person to bot chat with all of collar me, now thats funny...
doctordomgood: Ok, good. My profile there is www.bootyplace.com/profiles/louisianajoe . Sorry about the Louisiana part, it's my home state. I need you to add me as a friend, *then be sure to send me a message when you have signed up*. If you wanted to do the first session now, send me a video chat invite. If not, please send me a message on BP with what time woul dbe good for you.
doctordomgood: For some reason, it's always men, the women are typically too smart
synning_temptress: lol
 And there you ahve to everyone, the onset of a wonderful person bot friendship, yes I guess I am easy to intertain..BUT at least I will smile throughout My day..


4/4/2009 11:35:07 PM
"{Dear TIDE}"I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I
Was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.
Well, Gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

LOL Love Tressy AKA Syn

3/28/2009 11:30:49 PM
HOW A WISE MAN SELECTS A WIFE

 


  
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.  

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up  very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
 

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new  gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.  

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.  

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.  

Men are like that, you know.

--------------------------------------------------  
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research...  This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


3/14/2009 11:55:45 PM
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral..

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

'I mean, what in the world is this?'

(you're gonna love this)


The bank manager looks back at her and says...

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Have a lovely day



3/14/2009 11:54:25 PM

Wrong Email Address 

 This one is priceless! A lesson to be learned from typing  The wrong email address!!!! 


A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent
their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was
difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on
Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However,he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without
realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the Floor and saw the computer screen which read:
 To:
My Loving Wife;

 Subject: I've Arrived.
 Date: March 11, 2009

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been
checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S.
Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!



 



3/14/2009 11:51:51 PM
My Dear Wife,
>
>
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
> you with your
> 54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very
> happy with you
> and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading
> this letter, I
> hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact I will be
> spending the evening
>
> with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
>
> Please don't be perturbed, I shall be back home before
> midnight.
>
> When the man came home, he found the following letter on
> the dining room table:
>
>
>
> My Dear Husband,
>
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I
> would like to take this
>
> opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old.
> At the same time,
>
> I would like to inform you that while you are reading this,
> I will be at the
>
> Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your
> secretary, also is 18.
>
> As a successful businessman, and with your excellent
> knowledge of math,
>
> you will understand that we are in the same situation,
> although with one
>
> small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
> goes into 18.
>
>
> Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.



3/11/2009 10:06:17 PM
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
 
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you
like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about
nuclear power?' and he smiles.
 
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
 
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
 
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know S&*#?

3/10/2009 5:31:15 PM
~Gargoyles watching over me should ward all evils away. But fate has played a terrible trick, and lured all corruption to stay. Angel’s tears and devils wings can make you run in fear.
Visions of world destruction, Can you see the end is near? Stars and flames light up my nights, But the coldness will remain. The only way to find your soul Is to let your mind go Insane.
 Evil hatred hides all around, Power and knowledge for you to gain. Just remember these helpful words, Pain is pleasure and pleasure is pain.~



3/10/2009 5:28:41 PM
Have you lost your wings, my sister,
In your attempt to fulfill your duties
Thrust upon you when you were born
When they wrapped you in an accursed pink blanket
And forced a baby doll in your hands?
You were fated to be a wife and a mother,
Laying aside all sense of self
and buying into this being your only choice
For fullfillment.
I challenge you to change your mode of thinking
and not see your life as a plateau....
But a jumping off pier for your new journey!
Take up those wings long hidden in the folds
of your responsibility
and breathe!!!! and live!!!!! and become!!!!
All the beautiful wonderful things you were always meant to be...
Throw open those prison doors that imprisoned you
and saw off the ball and chain of the expectations with which others raped you for so long...
Open your eyes, set goals designed to unleash the real you,
and go forth!!!!



3/7/2009 7:58:27 PM
THOSE BORN 1920-1979

READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T
READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED



TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!



First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank
while they were pregnant.



They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and
didn't get tested for diabetes.



Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby
cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.



We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and
when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks
we took hitchhiking.



As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats,
booster seats, seat belts or air bags.



Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special
treat.



We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.



We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO
ONE actually died from this.



We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made
with sugar, but we weren't overweight because,

WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!



We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we
were back when the streetlights came on.



No one was able to reach us all day.And we were OK.



We would spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and then
ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes After
running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem.



We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's, X-boxes, no video games at
all, no 150 channels on cable, no video movies or DVD's, no
surround-sound or CD's, no cell phones, no personal computer! s, no
Internet or chat rooms........

WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!



We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were
no lawsuits from these accidents.



We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live
in us forever.



We were given BB guns for our 10th birthdays, made up games with
sticks and tennis balls and, although we were told it would happen,
we did not poke out very many eyes.



We rode bikes or walked to a friend's house and knocked on the door
or rang the bell, or just walked in and talked to them!



Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who
didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!!



The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard
of. They actually sided with the law!



These generations have produced some of the best risk-takers, problem
solvers and inventors ever!



The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned
HOW TO DEAL WITH IT ALL!



If YOU are one of them CONGRATULATIONS!



You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to
grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated so
much of our lives for our own good .

While you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how
brave (and lucky) their parents were.



Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors,
doesn't it?!



The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are
we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?' 


2/1/2009 10:23:23 PM

My soul is not corrupt
My heart is my own
How dare you trying to label it

I am gray in total
Just as any person is
No purity found anywhere

I will watch as the priest succumbs to urges
And as the rapist weeps with sorrow

No matter who you are
You are human bound to certain things
Failure and success
Rise and fall
Live and Die

There is no perfection in anything
Just the gray....

Thank You J


1/15/2009 6:32:56 PM
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and
sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and
beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives
the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she smiles and purrs, 'I sure am.'

The old biker replies, 'Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.'


1/14/2009 10:16:12 PM

When Cardboard Men Come In Handy

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day.
The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
 nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly,
the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives.
The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'

'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.

'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'

  


1/13/2009 6:42:39 AM
((Proof That The World Is Nuts))

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
 
(Like THAT makes sense.)

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*
 
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation!


(Much worse than 'going blind!')
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there ANY job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this? Where do I apply?)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
- but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course! You've never heard of "Fish & Nips")
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

In Cali, Colombia
, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
 
*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
 

(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did the government pay for this research??)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
 

*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
 
Love your Enemies;
It'll drive them Nuts.
(Anonymous)

1/12/2009 9:36:44 PM

10 Things I Like

I love to crawl

I love to cock tease

I love too be fucked from behind

I love to be tied and tormented

I love to wear my boots and walk on a male

I love to take hot baths dark using my mouth to stimulate Him or her

I love to cuddle nakid

I love to be put on a cross and hurt to the point of tears

I love to have sex in the grave yard

I love to cover my partner in baby oil and slip and slide


1/12/2009 9:34:03 PM

A dog's daily diary
 
8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. B*stards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.

I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...............


12/18/2008 7:33:29 PM

A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old).

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish

Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and
their
little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were
hoping
for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family
we
couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia

procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be

good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as
though
Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family

surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last

time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few

minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any
difficulty
or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker's death,
wondering
aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human
lives.
Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, 'I know why.'

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned

me. I'd never heard a more comforting explanation.

He said, 'People are born so that they can learn how to live a good
life -
like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?' The
six-year-old continued, 'Well, dogs already know how to do that, so
they
don't have to
stay as long.'

Live simply.
Love generously..
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.

Remember, if a dog was the teacher you would learn things like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure

ecstasy.

Take naps.

Stretch before rising.

Run, romp, and play daily.

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

Be loyal.

Never pretend to be something you're not.

If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
them
gently.

ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!

Handle every stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it.........
Pee on it and walk away.


12/16/2008 9:47:06 AM
 Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...And you're gonna love it...But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...

Lots of love
                     Fuel Prices

12/7/2008 10:30:32 PM

The Sensitive Man


         A woman meets a man in a bar.
 





They talk; they connect; they end
up leaving together.

 
 



They get back to his place,

 
 



and as he shows her around his
apartment.

 
She notices that one wall of his
bedroom is

 


completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.

 


There are three shelves in the
bedroom,

 
 

with hundreds and hundreds of cute,

 
 

cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
in rows, covering the entire wall!

 
 

It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them

 
 

and she was immediately touched

 
 

by the amount of thought he had
put into organizing the display.

 
 


There were small bears all along
the bottom shelf,

 
 


medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf,

 
 
and huge, enormous bears running
all the way along the top shelf.



She found it strange for an
obviously masculine guy

 
 

to have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,

 
 

She is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.

 
 

but doesn't mention this to him.

 
 
They share a bottle of wine and
continue talking and,

 
 

after awhile, she finds herself
thinking,

 
 

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
could be the one!

 
 

Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'

 
 
She turns to him and kisses him
lightly on the lips

 
 


He responds warmly.

 
 

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

 
 
and he romantically lifts her in
his arms and carries her into his bedroom

 
 

where they rip off each other's
clothes and make hot, steamy love.

 
 
She is so overwhelmed that she
responds with more passion,

 
 
more creativity, more heat than she
has ever known.

 
 
After an intense, explosive night
of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

 
 
they are lying there together in
the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently
strokes his chest and asks coyly,

 
 
'Well,how was it?'
 
 
The guy gently smiles at her,
 
 

strokes her cheek,

 
 
looks deeply into her eyes,
 
 
and says:
 
 








 
 
 



'Help yourself to any prize

 
 
from the middle shelf'


11/29/2008 12:01:49 PM

Top 10 Things You'll Never Hear a sub say to their Master

  1. How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?
  2. Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!
  3. Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?
  4. God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!
  5. And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
  6. Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?
  7. Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!
  8. Who died and left you in charge?
  9. Do your own damn laundry!

      And the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

  10. What do I look like, your maid?

    http://www.evilmonk.org/A/jokes.cfm

11/23/2008 8:07:57 PM
B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Individual That Creates Hard-ons

11/16/2008 7:18:17 PM

Barack Obama in Texas… Barack Obama, the Presidential Democratic Party
candidate, is for banning all guns in America. He is considered by
those who have dealt with him as a bit more than just a little
self-righteous. At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East
Texas asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he
started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the
audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, "Children,
every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun
violence."Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas
drawl, pierced the quiet and said:"'Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!"


11/14/2008 6:43:52 PM
Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
 Element Name: WOMANIUM
 Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) 
Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. 

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. 

 Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. 

 Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands! 


                     Element Name: MANIUM

                                  Symbol: XY
                       Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
 Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.

Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

 Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell


Thank YOu For The Education Master O
Grinz

11/14/2008 6:20:39 PM
Charlie marries a virgin. On their wedding night, he's on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets naked, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. "Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table." So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and says, "Is this better?" "Much better!" she replies with a smile. "Okay, then," he says, "now will you please pass the pussy."

11/14/2008 6:19:48 PM
A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"

11/14/2008 11:31:58 AM
This is the best one in a long time!!
 CREATED BY A WOMAN 
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
 A nurse noticed his predicament.
 Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the
buttons on the wall.'
 He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
 Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
 Who would know if he touched them?
 He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
 What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
 Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
 When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
 When the powder puff   completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
 Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
 'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
 'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'
MEN NEVER LISTEN

11/13/2008 7:17:03 PM
 after 20 years of sex n the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her.... She said explain the dildo FOOL!!! He said explain the kids BITCH!!!


11/8/2008 8:01:18 AM

A Husband and Wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife
and said, " Honey, tell me something that will make me happy & sad all
at the same time."

She said, "Well, you have a bigger penis than all your friends."


11/7/2008 11:07:15 AM
The Velveteen Rabbit:

"...Real isn't how you are made," said the Skin Horse.  "It's a thing that happens to you..."

"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.

"Sometimes," said the Skin Horse, for he was always truthful.

"When you are Real, you don't mind being hurt... It doesn't happen all at once," said the Skin Horse.  "You become. It takes a long time. Thats why it doesn't happen to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept.  Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand."

10/7/2008 12:46:46 AM
Gone Fishing
 
  Fishermen cast out their nets
We all in turn go fishing
Some will use a rod and line
While others fish by wishing

Some wish for so many things
Like numbers in a line
If the line is lacking some
Next time they say that’s fine

Others fish for gossip
So they can tell to others
No escape for anyone
Not even someone’s brothers

Fishing for a missing sock
The washer won’t release
Hiding out behind the drum
With fluff and bits of fleece

You see we all go fishing
Not always using bait
Just cast a line for what you want
Then settle down and wait

10/1/2008 10:31:38 AM

WORDS? A MESSAGE FROM AN APPALLED
 
 
 
OBSERVER: Today I went to visit the new World War II Memorial in
Washington, DC
. I got an unexpected history lesson. Because I'm a
baby boomer, I was one of the youngest in the crowd. Most were the
age of my parents, Veterans of’ the greatest war,' with their
families. It was a beautiful day, and people were smiling and happy to
be there. Hundreds of us milled around the memorial, reading the
inspiring words of Eisenhower and Truman that are engraved there. On
the Pacific side o f the memorial, a group of us gathered to read the
words President Roosevelt used to announce the attack on
Pearl Harbor
:
Yesterday,
December 7, 1941--
a date which will live in infamy--the
United States of America
was suddenly and deliberately attacked. One
elderly woman read the words aloud: 'with confidence i n our armed
forces, with the abounding determination of our people, we will gain
the inevitable triumph.' But as she read, she was suddenly turned
angry. 'Wait a minute,' she said,’ they left out the end of the
quote.. They left out the most important part.
Roosevelt
ended the
message with 'so help us God.' Her husband said, 'You are probably
right. We're not supposed to say things like that now.' 'I know I'm
right,' she insisted. 'I remember the speech.' The two
looked dismayed, shook their heads sadly and walked away. Listening to
their conversation, I thought to myself, Well, it has been over
50years she's probably forgotten..' But she had not forgotten. She
was right. I went home and pulled out the book my book club is
reading --- 'Flags of Our Fathers' by James Bradley. It's all about
the battle at
Ionia
. I haven' t gotten too far in the book. It's
tough to read because it's a graphic description of the WWII battles
in the Pacific. But right there it was on page 58.
Roosevelt
's speech
to the nation ends in 'so help us God.' The people who edited out
that part of the speech when they engraved it on the memorial could
have fooled me. I was born after the war.! But they couldn’t fool the
people who were there.
Roosevelt
'swords are engraved on their
hearts. Now I ask: 'WHOGAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE WORDS OF!!!HISTORY?????????'

This is not the only incident in our History that some would like to see changed. They would also like to see "In
God We Trust" taken off our money, the Ten Commandments removed from
all public buildings including our schools. This is the Greatest
Country the World has ever known and the Greatest Government
ever conceived because it was founded on Judeo Christian Principles.
  We need to reread and return to the Mayflower
Compact.


9/26/2008 7:16:00 AM
CDC Warning

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand and even electronically. This virus is called Weary
Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your
boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever
- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should
immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work
Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system. You should
immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not
have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your life.
 
 


9/22/2008 1:41:58 AM

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
   
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
   
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
   
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
   
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any  moment.
 I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
   
'For reading a book,' she replies,
   
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
   
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
 
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any  moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
   
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,'  says the  woman.
 But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
   
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
   
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
   
   
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.


9/19/2008 9:20:28 AM
~Some days music can see into my soul and speak my feelings better than words.~
               [To Wicked]
   Arms Wide Open.........Creed

Well I just heard the news today
Seems my life is gonna change
I close my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open

With arms wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I take a breath, I take her by my side
We stand in awe, we've created life

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open

With arms wide open
I'll show you everything oh yeah
With arms wide open

If I had just one wish only one demand
I hope he's not like me I hope he understands
That he can take this life and hold it by the hand
And he can greet the world with arms wide open

With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
Wth arms wide open

With arms wide open
I'll show you everything oh yeah
With arms wide open

8/31/2008 1:09:37 AM
 ~Music Says So Much If People Would close Their Eyes And Really Listen With Their Heart~
To Wicked......
               ~ Don"t Let Go~

 can't believe this moment's come
It's so incredible that we're alone
There's so much to be said and done
It's impossible not to be overcome
Will you forgive me if I feel this way
Cuz we've just met - tell me that's OK
So take this feeling'n make it grow
Never let it - never let it go
(Dont let go of the things you believe in)
You give me something that I can believe in
(Dont' let go of this moment in time)
Go of this moment in time
(Don't let go of things that you're feeling)
I can't explain the things that I'm feeling
(Dont' let go)
No, I won't let go

Now would you mind if I bared my soul
If I came right out and said your'e beautiful
Cuz there's something here I can't explain
I feel I'm diving into driving rain
You get my senses running wild
I can't resist your sweet, sweet smile
So take this feeling'n make it grow
Never let it - never let it go

[Chorus:]
I've been waiting all my life
To make this moment feel so right
The feel of you just fills the night
So c'mon - just hold on tight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF_sfReuOQI

8/25/2008 1:07:20 PM
        ~~My Hero My Dad~~
The Two Most Inportant Men In My Life, My Wicked Man , He sees What I Fear To See And I Adore Him....Then My Dad, This writing Is For Him...........

This is about a Man who has never ever left my heart. I had searched the wide world of the net looking for a poem to express how I felt about my Hero, My dad. Never finding anything that was really personal or expressive I became discouraged, not trusting my own words in which I should have done and saved much time. So one day as I was sitting here fussing, not finding anything I liked my family simply said” why not write it yourself, after all you can write ". I made a funny face and said “I don’t think so”. So this morning I was sitting here again trying to find the right words and my families voice kept whispering in my mind, “write it yourself”.

 So here goes. My dad and I have had a rocky and stormy relationship right from birth. My grand parents who later on adopted my brother and I raised us. Vietnam took its toll on what little relationship I had with my dad. So I grew up with my dad in and out of my life, I sure missed him, I can remember late at night after over hearing conversations between my grand parents about my dad and how or what he was doing.

 I would cry, I would reach out into the darkness begging God to please bring my daddy home, not to let him get killed like everyone was saying could happen. As I got older the relationship stayed rocky due to choices of my own, before long it was about boys and cars then the drugs. Even then it was my dad walking block by block each night knocking on each and every door looking for his baby girl. I have never forgotten that time and it seems to be more touching, each time I speak of it. I;m a grown woman now and have a wonderful family of my own. Recently my dad has come to live with me here in my home and what a wonderful healing time it is. I am just so glad I had the chance to sit and talk with my dad and reveal my entire little girl hurts to him as well as hear him out. It amazes me how we healed so much pain in such a short time. I love my dad and always have perhaps that anger I felt was nothing more than hurt and loneliness for my hero. I have 13 years clean now, and it was my dads hand and tough love that helped me find it. Thanks to my hero I love you dad.



8/25/2008 6:59:52 AM
Little Wonders (Rob Thomas)
I don't think this entry needs explaining.

Let it go,
Let it roll right off your shoulder
Don't you know
The hardest part is over
Let it in,
Let your clarity define you
In the end
We will only just remember how it feels

Our lives are made
In these small hours
These little wonders,
These twists & turns of fate
Time falls away,
But these small hours,
These small hours still remain

Let it slide,
Let your troubles fall behind you
Let it shine
Until you feel it all around you
And i don't mind
If it's me you need to turn to
We'll get by,
It's the heart that really matters in the end

Our lives are made
In these small hours
These little wonders,
These twists & turns of fate
Time falls away,
But these small hours,
These small hours still remain

All of my regret
Will wash away some how
But i can not forget
The way i feel right now

In these small hours
These little wonders
These twists & turns of fate
These twists & turns of fate
Time falls away but these small hours
These small hours, still remain,
Still remain
These little wonders
These twists & turns of fate
Time falls away
But these small hours
These little wonders still remain

8/24/2008 1:10:49 PM

          ~My entry for today...~
Today again I use music as my entry.
       ... The Sound Of Silence..

Hello darkness, my old friend,
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence.

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more.
People talking without speaking,
People hearing without listening,
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dare
Disturb the sound of silence.

Fools said i, you do not know
Silence like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might teach you,
Take my arms that I might reach you.
But my words like silent raindrops fell,
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon God they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning,
In the words that it was forming.
And the sign said, the words of the prophets

Are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls.
And whisperd in the sounds of silence.



8/23/2008 11:47:38 AM
So Today I Find That This Song Fits Me..

So I'm Not Going To Write Today.................


Iris by Goo Goo Dolls

And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
'Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

8/22/2008 12:04:27 PM

          ~~To My Wicked One~~


I don’t know if I have told You lately, I am sooo thankful You picked me..

I watch and I listen to others and the more I do that the more I appreciate and value You.

I could not imagine my self without You and that’s saying allot, being I was not looking for anything, thinking I was just fine.

Even this new place I’m in, the tears , the craving I have for you I give with pride and admiration..

Thank You so much for believing in Me..

 


8/21/2008 8:39:16 AM

T.

this is from emily dickenson
who would have thunk it

THE MASTER

He fumbles at your spirit
As players at the keys
Before they drop full music on;
He stuns you by degrees,
Prepares your brittle substance
For the ethereal blow.
By fainter hammers, further heard,
Then nearer, then so slow
Your breath has time to straighten,
Your brain to bubble cool,-
Deals one imperial thunderbolt
That scalps your naked soul.

Budda

Thank You Budda...Mwa


8/18/2008 6:24:27 PM

    a dark room..... He opens the door ....all that is seen is the image of His slave..... her arms bound and pulled over her head... her feet in shackles..... her legs spread ....she is on her toes.... the chain taut the only sound comes from the light shimming of the metal links as she sways slightly

, her eyes covered..... her ears plugged with wax...... she senses His presence...... in her world there is no sound....no light..... her chest heaves with anticipation...... her breasts firm and her nipples alert

              He nears....... He leans and His hot breath caresses her skin..... she struggles making her chained ring aloud...... on her toes she struggles to relieve the pain of the bindings on her wrists

                 h e moves silently behind her...... kneeling ..... He grazes His tongue across her thigh....... moving away..... He watches as she moans and tries to open her legs further

            He takes His cane and swats her ass...... watching as the welt swells and she cries aloud....... leaning He traces the red lines with His tongue teasing her......

               He slides the cane between her legs...... the tip opening her...... He smiles~ as her sweet nectar coats the cane

                  with out warning He plunges it deep inside her...... twisting it as He moves it in and out several times........ she responds by arching her back.... her initial scream becomes a low growl as she yearns for more

            He removes it and walks away...... leaving her bucking against the air....... her pussy feeling the void.....she cries out Master pleaseeee

              He reaches His seat and reclines...... watching as she tries to press her thighs together to please herself...... the spreader bar confidently positioned to defeat her attempts

             she slows and sobs...... Master please..... how long must I endure

                  without a word He smiles~....... walking slowly.... He opens the door .......... as He leaves He looks back as she dangles......

              He pullls the door closed... and allows her the silence He so yearns for

 


8/18/2008 6:20:18 PM

To my Wicked One.

As She Was Told

 

 

Her heart beats fast as she opens the door

The time is upon her as emotions soar

What’s to become in the night ahead

Her body trembles as she looks at his bed

With only his shirt she wears as a gown

Her mind is reeling as he turns her around

The back of her neck is his and has been found

She doesn’t dare…let out a sound

The shirt is ripped, exposing her breasts

She lets out a sigh as she catches her breath

He turns her around, her body exposed

She is there for his pleasure...as she was told

Her body is weak as he blindfolds her eyes

Then she feels his touch between her thighs

Grabbing her hands and pulling them tight

She finds herself tied without even a fight

She lays there open to his every desire

Longing for his touch…to put out the fire

With the warmth of his breath between her thighs

Her body is not touched much to her surprise

The tease has begun and into the night

He brings her pleasure and continuing delight

Untied are the binds that held her down

Allowing his prey to move around

He enters her deep with one swift thrust

Uncovering her eyes she feels as if to bust

Over and over her pleasure will come

Until the warmth comes forth from his wand

She feels the burning deep inside

Passion so hot she cannot hide

Over and over through out the night

This woman is his for his delight

The pleasures she feels she cannot describe

As tears of joy pour down from her eyes

One night of passion and ecstasy too

She is his for the taking this is true

She drops to her knees wearing the collar so bold

She is his for his pleasure as she was told


8/17/2008 11:00:36 AM

Precious t

 

I have enjoyed following your growth, it is about time to see you ready to move on.

Sitting and not growing is a sad thing to watch, especially knowing you as I do.
The One "you are yearning" to serve is very lucky and I mean that with all earnestness.
I hope to see you at the next munch, your presence brings a touch of beauty and brightness.
Not to mention you’re wonderful and delicious since of humor.
I sent you this; it's from the horoscope for your sign.
I found it to be fitting for you

Mistress H

 There is no fax coming to you today that has the message "Enjoy life!" in big block letters, dear Gemini. This is a message you are going to have to remember yourself. There is a tremendous amount of power in your emotions, and you should make sure that this incredible force is aimed in a positive direction. You have a great deal of love to share with the world, so why continue holding it all inside?


8/16/2008 5:22:52 PM
Your Tears Are Precious, Those That Deserve Them Wont Make You Cry.

8/16/2008 2:17:11 PM

I am sharing this because of buddas love and respect for G and i.
I can not imagine life without people like budda in it.
budda you will always be close to my heart, your presence in this world is exactly what it needs. thank you.....................................................
T.

Don't worry, If the Wicked Man's expectations meld with and enhance yours, you will not fail.  He will take you down paths you have never ventured, and teach you to understand, feeling the excitement.  He will show you paths that you did not know existed and join you in the celebration of it's wonders.  Being scared can enhance the cathartic release found in understanding and letting the physical and emoional joy wash over you.

in turn  this is for you.  Make any apologies the Big W if I have over stepped.



Praise Tressy of Medford

She is happiest pondering only the most interesting thoughts
Her leisure spawns mental development like an artist before the canvas,
love of music, the written word, the spoken verse and human conversation
Earthly her joys are second only to the touch of her chosen
she has happyness and joy in herself, 
and creates happiness in others. 


play hard

love well

budda


8/14/2008 2:12:46 PM

Whispers)
It's so hot in here.

Ohh, it's so hot, and I need some air.
Oh boy, don't stop 'cuz I'm halfway there.
It's not complicated, it's just syncopated,
We can read each other's minds.
One love united,
Two bodies synchronizing,
Don't even need to touch me,
Baby, just...
Breathe on me.
Baby just, breathe on me.
We don't need to touch, just
breathe...
Ohh, this is way beyond the physical Tonight, my senses don't make sense at all.
Our imagination, takin' us to places,
We have never been before.
Take me in, let it out,
Don't even need to touch me,
Baby, just...
Breathe on me.
Baby just, breathe on me.
We don't need to touch, just
Breathe breathe on me Baby just, breathe We don't need to touch, just
breathe...

(Whispers)
Monogamy is the way to go,
Just put your lips together... and blow.



To my Wicked One


7/31/2008 9:56:44 AM
a wonderful poem Audrey  Hepburn wrote when asked to share her 'beauty tips.'  

It  was read at her funeral years later.



For  attractive lips, speak words of kindness.  For lovely eyes, seek out the  good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.  For  beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day. For  poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone. People, even more than  things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never  throw out anyone. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one  at the end of each of your arms.  As you grow older, you will discover that  you have two hands; one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.  

7/31/2008 9:55:20 AM

Now  I lay me Down  to sleep  I  pray the Lord My  shape to keep. 
   
 
 Please  no wrinkles Please no bags               And  please lift my butt Before it sags.   

 
 
Please  no age spots  Please  no gray           And  as for my belly, Please  take it away. 

   
 
Please  keep me healthy Please  keep me young,    

And  thank you Dear Lord
For  all that you've done. 
     
 

One  saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If  we don't get some support  soon, people will think we're  nuts.'




7/31/2008 9:30:05 AM

DUMASITY:

What one suffers from after

doing something

that does not        

show very high

intelligence!


7/27/2008 1:50:48 PM

Why is it when Tops see friends only they loose interest?
What is so wrong with being friends?
Is that not where "ANY" relationship (should there be one) start?
Besides that perhaps friends can bring more to the table than anyone else in Y/your life.
Most friends won’t have sex with ya or do the things We seek in a personal relationship however they do bring honesty, companionship when no one gives Him/Her the time of day.
Will listen and really care when others have hidden motives.
I could go on but I think I have said what I needed to say.
So now I'll get off the soap box and go see a FREIND...


7/25/2008 6:16:14 PM
((((Sadistic_DarkAngel))))
""They said to Me (forever yours Michael) Oh how I detest a lying cunt."""

Well Michael It's Real Easy..
When A Teacher Teaches Yet Doe's Not Stand By His/Her Own Teachings What Did You Think Was Going To Happen?
I Can Not Live ON Lies, Empty Promises And One Dissapoinment After Another.
I Will Always Love You And I Shall Always Detest You.
Therefore There Will Never Be Another You.
I Have Learned Much Since You and Contressas Time, Now I Am Beyond You.
I Guess this is where I should say thank You.
However I think I showed My thanks The 6 Years W/we Were One..
I Wish You Luck In Life Perhaps Through Me You Will Have Learned Something About Life And The Few IN It That Are Good..
My Advice ?
Be carfule who you step on.
I know that some of you reading this doesn't get it and thats ok you don't have to.
It was my lesson to learn and learn it I did..

7/25/2008 5:55:44 PM

7/25/2008 10:32:20 AM
Strangers in the Box

Come, look with me inside this drawer,
In this box I've often seen,
At the pictures, black and white ,
Faces proud, still, serene.

I wish I knew the people,
These strangers in the box,
Their names and all their memories
Are lost among the socks.

I wonder what their lives were like,
How did they spend their days?
What about their special times?
I'll never know their ways.

If only someone had taken time
To tell who, what, where, or when,
These faces of my heritage
Would come to life again

Could this become the fate
Of the pictures we take today?
The faces and the memories
Someday to be passed away?

Make time to save your stories,
Seize the opportunity when it knocks,
Or someday you and yours could be
The strangers in the box



7/25/2008 9:33:07 AM
I'm a very lucky lady
I have a wonderful family they sure make my PMS days not so bad.
My life is far from perfect and I am not sure I would want it any other way, one thing I am sure of is those in my life who make each year better than the one before.
We struggle just like anyone else, we have our differences’, we cry and shout, we love and hate, however at the end of each day we always know we are loved and tomorrow will be better.
I will never be rich with money.
I might never be the president of the PTA or some ladies golf club, however
in this house hold I am rich with love, devotion and respect.
 To them I am far more than any ladies association president or some PTA gooroo I am their heart  and soul, and to me that beats anything anyone could ever hand me a diploma or some sort of golden key for.
There is no higher honor than to be a wife, mother, daughter, sister and friend.

7/22/2008 11:49:35 PM
I can not for the life of me understand this chat world.
do these so called Dom-wits really think that by DEMANDING that one should kneel right then and there in front  of the computer not even knowing a thing about you or you Him doe's anything?
Oh it gives me a chuckle i simply say ok and laugh my pantys right off because He actually thinks I'm doing this..
How insane !!!
do people really think that is

Dominance?!
Now do not get me wrong if that is your kink then so be it.
I just simply don't get it.
To me the brain is the organ to be stimulated first.


7/15/2008 10:40:16 AM
~Ive dealt with my ghosts and Ive faced all my demons Finally content with a past I regret Ive found you find strength in your moments of weakness For once Im at peace with myself ~

7/15/2008 10:39:13 AM
Why Not Celebrate The Things That Makes U/us Different?, Not Judge Or Hide Them.


There Is A Song Called What It's Like, I Think Everyone Should Have To Stop Daily  And Hear This Song Before Ever Walking Out Your Door..
              Food For Thought..

7/15/2008 10:14:00 AM
 

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 Age: 18
 Goose creek, South Carolina