and then he blocked me before i could respond. i sent him a chat request, which he denied twice. so here's the deal... i've never talked to this dude before. this was his very first message to me. so i checked him out. blank profile....no details, nothing. can you say SOCK!? i have a strange feeling i've denied this dude before and he's still butthurt about it. boo fuckin hoo. sorry i don't cam with strangers. sorry i dont have naughty pics of me on here. sorry that i have standards. and sorry that very few people can even THINK about meeting my standards.

i'm a hard-headed, self-respecting, bitch. and if you don't like it, move on. its as simple as that. i'm not here to please you. if i was, i'd be sucking your dick by now. and since i'm not....guess what? I'M NOT HERE FOR YOUR ASS. 

this guy does not know me in any way, shape, or form. he obviously doesn't understand what respect is. so in all honesty, i'm glad he blocked me. makes my job easier, since he would never have learned anything if i tried to teach him. i'm disease FREE. always have been, always will be. i don't sleep around either. so no one needs medical treatment if they ever even get the chance to play with me.

i do kinda wish he had the balls to talk to me on chat or even private message. unfortunately he wanted to act like a five year old. boo hoo. i don't have time to deal with another douchnozzle anyways.

oh so sad.

1. i will always tell the truth, and i expect the same in return

2. once i have surrendered to my sir, i will always obey him.

3. i will trust my sir to respect my limits

4. disrespect will not be tolerated

5. the past is the past and my sir will be the future

6. i will not disrespect my sir if/when we have a disagreement

7. if i honestly try as hard as i can, then that is good enough

8. i will be honest when my sir asks how i feel, no matter what

9. i will cherish the attention i get from my sir, and i will give him as much attention in return

10. it will be a pleasure to look in his eyes

11. i will not let the past ruin my future

12. i will do everything to make my sir happy, and he will promise to do the same

13. i will trust my sir to respect my mental and physical strength

14. life is not always simple

15. i will be allowed a social life but will act appropriately at all times

16. when i am with my sir i will not need to be afraid

17. i will accept fair and approrpriate punishments

18. i will adore and worship my sir and he will make me feel wanted

19. i will be there for my sir no matter what, and he will be there fore me

20. my sir will be irreplaceable and will make me feel the same way

out of the blue message from a complete stranger

mastersteve41:
well slaves shouldnt have any opinion my dear....u r quite like dom

ok. first off, there's an apostrophe in the word "shouldn't"
second, there is no need for FOUR dots...three will do
you're taking the time to message a complete stranger, i think you can take the time to type out the word "you" and the word "are"
and wtf? do you mean i am quite like A dom?
hmm...let me check. nope, English is not your second language, it's your first. oh lord our education system needs help

Me:
and you're and ignorant idiot

why might i call you such? perhaps its because a slave is still a human, and all humans have a right to their opinions. and it is human nature to have an opinion anyways. it's not something you can just take away.

mastersteve41:
u really a motherfucker shemale with dick

again, we can't type out full words
we don't understand proper sentance structure
we find the need to put two spaces between "motherfucker" and "shemale"
and as if no one knew what a shemale was....we're going to tell you they have a dick (technically this is like a double negative; shemales have dicks, but the guy added "with a dick" so either the two dicks cancel each other out or shemales have two dicks)

Me:
and you just proved my point. thank you

he blocked me after that.

IGNORANT IDIOT IS IGNORANT

so this dude contacts me saying "I want to own you and use you to ruin my marriage by letting my wife catch us fucking like animals on the dining room table at my house"

i replied: "can you read and comprehend?"

he calls me an "ignorant cunt"

so then i IM him to see if he would answer and he did. 

<onehornydog> what do you want?

<UnknownAngel> so i'm an "ignorant cunt" for asking a question?

<onehornydog> for being ignorant... you here to fight?

<UnknownAngel> did i say i was?

<onehornydog> good cuz I'm here to make you wet

<UnknownAngel> and by definition, i'm not ignorant

<onehornydog> do I care?

<UnknownAngel> you should

<onehornydog> shut up and take your pants off-lol

<UnknownAngel> XD

<UnknownAngel> you think its that easy?

<onehornydog> xd?

<onehornydog> well, why are you here then?

<UnknownAngel> XD = a sideways face. the X being the eyes, the D being the mouth

<UnknownAngel> i'm not there, because i'm here

<onehornydog> You need a good fuck!

<onehornydog> when did you last have cock?

<UnknownAngel> i also need a nice car, a good night's rest, a house of my own, and a puppy

<UnknownAngel> and to win the lotto...definately need that lol

<onehornydog> fuck me and I'll give you that except the lotto

<UnknownAngel> naw....i really want the lotto

<onehornydog> what are you on this site for?

<UnknownAngel> i say i'm on here to make friends

<onehornydog> but?

<UnknownAngel> but really i'm on here to buy and sell llamas

<onehornydog> alright I'm outta here...

<UnknownAngel> aww but i was wiggling out of my skinnies!

<onehornydog> I don't believe you

<UnknownAngel> well that sucks big ass monkey balls

<onehornydog> got a cam?

<UnknownAngel> nope

<onehornydog> lol

<UnknownAngel> ?

<onehornydog> how big are your udders?

<UnknownAngel> i dont have udders...

<UnknownAngel> and i don't moo

<onehornydog> I'd buy you implants too

<UnknownAngel> for the "udders" i don't have?

<onehornydog> pussy shaved?

<UnknownAngel> i dont like bush

<onehornydog> bald?

<onehornydog> can you fist?

<UnknownAngel> i prefer the long brown locks. keeps my head warm

<UnknownAngel> i can make one :)

<onehornydog> funny girl (or guy)

<UnknownAngel> ah, you're one of THOSE dudes

<UnknownAngel> "you cant get on cam, so you must be an old fat dude in your mom's basement"

<onehornydog> lol-no just want under your skin

<UnknownAngel> lol

<onehornydog> lol

<UnknownAngel> keep trying

<onehornydog> I'd ram you.

<UnknownAngel> i prefer sheep

<UnknownAngel> not rams

<onehornydog> undressed yet?

<UnknownAngel> i did it twice

<onehornydog> legs spread?

<UnknownAngel> tied shut

<UnknownAngel> i want to be a mermaid

<onehornydog> really? why?

<onehornydog> funny....

<UnknownAngel> :)

<onehornydog> I want to fuck your smart mouth

<onehornydog> do you do anal?

<UnknownAngel> my mouth cant be smart, it doesnt own a brain

<UnknownAngel> i dont have anything to do anal with. i'm a chick remember?

<onehornydog> ok.. do you like your ass fucked?

<UnknownAngel> eh

<onehornydog> goodnight....

aww....my play thing ran off...

first message from this he/she/it/idk what it is, the profile doesn't say (cruelslut)

It:
WELL FROM SEEING YOUR CUNT SNACH AND THEM TIT'S MAILK DUD'SYOU MAY NOT BE A MAN YOU NASTY DIRTY SLUT TOY

Me:
and you're a douche drinking troll.
now that we got that all cleared up...GTFO my profile

It:
YOU KNOW YOU FUCKEN BITCH AND TO YOU THATS A FUCKING DOG SLUT JUST LIIKE YOU ARE YOUR NOTHING MORE THAN A SLUT DOG AND ID USE YOU FUCKEN ASS JUST THAT AND I WOULD NOT EVEN LET A DOG FUCK YOUR NASTY DIRTY ASS HOLE YOUR NASTY ASS CUNT HOLE YOU FUCKEN DUM ASS SLUT DOG SO GO FIND A DOG TO SUCK AND FUCK AS THATS ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR AND YOUR A NOTHING BUT A PICE OF DOG SHIT THAT NEED'S TO PUT IN IT'S PLACE IN THE TOILET AND FLUSHED DOWN SO NO ONE CAN SEE YOUR NASTY DIRTY ASS AT ALL SO NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK I WILL NOT GTFO YOUR DAM PROFILE AT ALL YOU NASTY DIRTY ASS BITCH DOG.

Me:
no need to yell or use profanity. let's act like the 53 year old that you are.
you talk about dogs a lot. is that your kink? don't fret if it is, i'm not the one to judge one based on their kink.
you're also throwing a temper tantrum like a five year old...that's like 1/10 your age. do you like acting like a child? do you like the fact that people look at you like a child? hey, whatever floats your boat.
and like i said, don't freak out. i'm not gonna judge you because you wish you were a toddler getting fucked by a dog.
are you trying to humiliate me? i hate to break it to you but it's failing...miserably.
all this talk of your's has led me to some questions. wanna play 20 questions?!
OK! i'll go first.
1. do you know what proper punctuation is, or is english your second language and you haven't passed the english for first graders class?
YOUR TURN!

Edit: aww.....it blocked me :(