so this dude contacts me saying "I want to own you and use you to ruin my marriage by letting my wife catch us fucking like animals on the dining room table at my house"
i replied: "can you read and comprehend?"
he calls me an "ignorant cunt"
so then i IM him to see if he would answer and he did.
<onehornydog> what do you want?
<UnknownAngel> so i'm an "ignorant cunt" for asking a question?
<onehornydog> for being ignorant... you here to fight?
<UnknownAngel> did i say i was?
<onehornydog> good cuz I'm here to make you wet
<UnknownAngel> and by definition, i'm not ignorant
<onehornydog> do I care?
<UnknownAngel> you should
<onehornydog> shut up and take your pants off-lol
<UnknownAngel> XD
<UnknownAngel> you think its that easy?
<onehornydog> xd?
<onehornydog> well, why are you here then?
<UnknownAngel> XD = a sideways face. the X being the eyes, the D being the mouth
<UnknownAngel> i'm not there, because i'm here
<onehornydog> You need a good fuck!
<onehornydog> when did you last have cock?
<UnknownAngel> i also need a nice car, a good night's rest, a house of my own, and a puppy
<UnknownAngel> and to win the lotto...definately need that lol
<onehornydog> fuck me and I'll give you that except the lotto
<UnknownAngel> naw....i really want the lotto
<onehornydog> what are you on this site for?
<UnknownAngel> i say i'm on here to make friends
<onehornydog> but?
<UnknownAngel> but really i'm on here to buy and sell llamas
<onehornydog> alright I'm outta here...
<UnknownAngel> aww but i was wiggling out of my skinnies!
<onehornydog> I don't believe you
<UnknownAngel> well that sucks big ass monkey balls
<onehornydog> got a cam?
<UnknownAngel> nope
<onehornydog> lol
<UnknownAngel> ?
<onehornydog> how big are your udders?
<UnknownAngel> i dont have udders...
<UnknownAngel> and i don't moo
<onehornydog> I'd buy you implants too
<UnknownAngel> for the "udders" i don't have?
<onehornydog> pussy shaved?
<UnknownAngel> i dont like bush
<onehornydog> bald?
<onehornydog> can you fist?
<UnknownAngel> i prefer the long brown locks. keeps my head warm
<UnknownAngel> i can make one :)
<onehornydog> funny girl (or guy)
<UnknownAngel> ah, you're one of THOSE dudes
<UnknownAngel> "you cant get on cam, so you must be an old fat dude in your mom's basement"
<onehornydog> lol-no just want under your skin
<UnknownAngel> lol
<onehornydog> lol
<UnknownAngel> keep trying
<onehornydog> I'd ram you.
<UnknownAngel> i prefer sheep
<UnknownAngel> not rams
<onehornydog> undressed yet?
<UnknownAngel> i did it twice
<onehornydog> legs spread?
<UnknownAngel> tied shut
<UnknownAngel> i want to be a mermaid
<onehornydog> really? why?
<onehornydog> funny....
<UnknownAngel> :)
<onehornydog> I want to fuck your smart mouth
<onehornydog> do you do anal?
<UnknownAngel> my mouth cant be smart, it doesnt own a brain
<UnknownAngel> i dont have anything to do anal with. i'm a chick remember?
<onehornydog> ok.. do you like your ass fucked?
<UnknownAngel> eh
<onehornydog> goodnight....
aww....my play thing ran off...