Be warned, this is my grammar nazi speaking... that being said, /begin rant

You people and your shitty comprehension of the English language makes me want to shoot the lot of you in your collective face. I now fully believe in the need for an IQ test for the purchase of a keyboard, and a bullet enema for those who fail the aforementioned test. Attention Collarme, if you list yourself as a dom, please know that people like me will mock you when your profile shows your lack of intelligence. You all end up sounding like a country bumpkin shouting "I's a smart purdy goddess what gonna make y'all beg fer mah atenshun." from between your 2 remaining teeth. How do you intend to dominate people when you fail to top your native tongue. I hate you all with a passion that burns like the fires of a thousand suns, you half witted twits.

/End rant