Am I the only one on here with good intentions? Ladies and gentlemen - I am NOT LOOKING for someone to fuck casually with silly little relationship-type action going on. That is called "playing head games", of which I have no interest in. Treat me like one of the guys when we're not playing. OR. If I'm truly interested, I'll express this interest to you and you'll be able to tell, that I'm looking to expand our relationship. I'm on here mainly to find The One (of a kinky variety, I can't be with vanilla men or women). But I also want friends. FRIENDS. People I don't sleep with, but hang out with. I'm also looking for trustworthy people to have fun with. Stop messaging me about how you'll 'serve' me. Get to know me as a person, and maybe we can both be reawrded.

TURNED 21 ON JUNE 8TH! And I'm in Rhode Island for two weeks. : )

I do not respond to messages that are short, include chat speak, and say idiotic things such as: SERVE ME, SUCK MY DICK, MMMMM U HOT, etc.

If you're trying to win me over sexually, you're going to lose. Because first of all - This is the internet. You're representing yourself to me through a screen. Do you honestly get lucky with people by sending them a message that simply states: U MAKE DADDYS DICK SO HARD CUM SUCK IT BBY.

I truly doubt it. Also, what is the obsession with writing messages in all caps? You come across as an illiterate jackass with anger problems who isn't even remotely tech savvy. All of which are total turn-offs.

Secondly, I'm not on here to play with your dick for free or once in a while. If you want a one-act play - You're paying admission. Because I want a relationship. Whether it be friendship, friendship with play or a romantic relationship.

This may be a site for sex-freaks, but please - Be a gentleman for this lady!

This also extends to the many and ever-so-vapid females on this site. Just blot out the words that don't apply to you gender-wise, and madlib your body parts in.

Sincerely,

Bambi.

Feeling like this website is a total joke, but that's alright. Every now and then I eat my words. But I digress; I don't know why I come on here anymore. is more my thing, but there is still something so pleasing about getting so much attention on here. Even if it comes from pansy, little lowlife Dom-wannabe douchebags with a personality the flavor of plastic.

Somebody. Please - Surprise me.

Well... I'm single. Looking. So if you would like to give it a shot and get to know one another, you should be willing to come see me and take me out. And you are absolutely required to be open to a relationship. A real one. Not right away, but seriously - Enough with the idiots that expect sexual gratification and then zero commitment. I'm NOT one of those girls.

God I'm horny.

I need a good dickin'. Or so my friends say. It -has- been over seven months. Sigh. When will someone worthy enough step forth and show me what I've been missing out on all this time? I'm fed up with all the good for nothing idiots that just want a hole to fuck. If you're going to have me, then take me, you fucking spineless bastards. Show me you can be what I want and never anything less. If you want to be under my heels, buy me some. If you want me on my knees before you, stand up straight.

feeling very in control... hmm... i wish i had someone to dominate, humiliate or blackmail. inquire within, little ones.