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just want everyone to know I am okay, merely sprained ankle after bombings last week all is well, didn't explode |
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So who shall I see at Miss Rubber World / Rubber Ball which I am totally attending next week!? |
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Haven't been around much due to lack of computer. Why do MacBooks not grow on trees? |
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Tickets on sale now for the next Geek Girl Boston burlesque extravaganza! I am, of course, emceeing and performing. http://www.americanrepertorytheater.org/events/show/geek-girl-boston-presents-ruining-your-childhood |
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I like that I frequently post about the events I am performing at or have been a part of as well as IRL friends, yet I consistently get messages accusing me of being fake. Fine, believe whatever you want to believe. I'll just continue this whole actually existing thing and you can continue being really smug about how made up I am. |
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Come see me perform this Tuesday at The Buttcracker at Club Oberon! http://www.americanrepertorytheater.org/events/show/buttcracker |
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"Why are you even on this site/do you ever even respond to people" I am on this site because it is fun, and amusing, and I've met many lovely people. I respond to people who send me messages that inspire me to respond to them. Trying to goad me into a message by calling me out as fake (happens hilariously often) or saying "i bet you wont respond to this" won't work darlings. I am not beholden to respond to you. I do not owe you my time or attention, and certainly not if you haven't done anything to earn it. You could at least be polite. |
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Why can I not teleport to London? London, I love thee. |
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Finally found a tentacle dildo (glass!) on amazon, added it to my wishlist. Seasons beatings~ |
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http://oglaf.com/submission/ this needs to stop being so goddamn true |
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Oh my goodness (well, far from goodness!) I seem to have broken my bed!!! Any poppets want to save the princess from the pea? http://amzn.com/w/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB
Haha didn't think so ;) |
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http://www.amazon.com/Aneros-Helix-Prostate-Stimulator/dp/B001AQNSFW Just so you darlings know, the Aneros is on sale on Amazon. Don't say I've never done anything nice for you. |
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Looking for a good anal use remote control vibrator. Any suggestions, CollarMe darlings? You've been ever so helpful. |
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http://www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-probes/pure-wand#properties
wow now THIS is a gorgeous wand |
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oooh can't wait until I get my new collar from collarfactory.com! I'll be sure to write a review as soon as I get to play with my (so sadly not local) kitty. Also to clear up some confusion-- just because I own an adorable pet, doesn't mean I'm not always looking for more!! I'm on here to meet rad people of all varieties, both pursuing D/s and just interesting friends. Don't hesitate to contact me poppets.
Speaking of interesting things, I've gussied up my Amazon Wishlist for summer fun!! http://amzn.com/w/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB It's truly amazing all the things amazon carries! Look at this technology. This is the future darlings. |
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Collars collars collars! I'm looking for the perfect collar for a good little pet. How do i determine a good length to get a custom collar made? What's an average collar length? I can't say I really measure collars that often. This is getting hilariously complex
Will any of you darlings be at the Steampunk World's Faire? I will be. |
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Has anyone ever used http://collarfactory.com/ to make a customized collar? I'm looking to get one made for a pet and would love some feedback before going ahead. Do any of you lovelies make custom collars? Let's talk collars, shall we?
Or the Avengers. I would love to discuss the Avengers movie forever. I have a lot of feelings about Loki. And Loki wearing a collar ;) |
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http://www.etsy.com/listing/88257173/the-squildo Everyone stop what you are doing and admire this squid dildo. |
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I'll be walking in the Fetish Fashion Show at the Flea this Friday with Wings of Sin! And tomorrow is my birthday! What a great week. |
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www.cluboberon.com/events/geek-girl-boston-presents-space-case-burlesque tickets on sale now! Get them quick before they sell out :)
Come celebrate my birthday with me! http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB |
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http://www.solestruck.com/jeffrey-campbell-revel-str-black-distressed/index.html the better to crush your faces with my dear |
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Ooh my darlings, it is my 28th birthday one month from today! I'll be celebrating that weekend by participating in the Fetish Fashion Show in RI with Wings of Sin and perhaps others! I am not sure if I'll be around the whole weekend yet, as I do not have hotel space at this time (and might flee to VT for further adventures!). But we shall see.
Before then do show your love and support by coming out to GEEK GIRLS BOSTON: SPACE CASE BURLESQUE at Club Oberon February 2nd! I'll be emceeing and performing at the event. Tickets available soon (will link!)
For those who wish to start the Mademoiselle Mentirosa season early, do feel free to check out my amazon wishlist ;) http://amzn.com/w/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB |
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Hm everyone seems to love my silly links let us all marvel at how metal and hardcore this ukulele is http://www.amazon.com/Mahalo-U-40PK-Flying-style-Ukulele/dp/B001SN7R2M/ref=reg_hu-rd_add_1_dp |
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Oh "goodness" this is a lovely dildo http://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/magnum |
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sinomatic this weekend? who shall make it worth my while? |
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Oh no! The dildo I wanted no longer comes in sparkle! Anyone know of a sparkly silicone dildo at least 6"? |
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which of you darlings is available to clean my apartment this monday or wednesday, daytime? Having a gathering this weekend and want the place to be cleaner than your filthy life could ever be. |
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Winter is coming. Time for me to dream of Hawaii. |
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Come see me perform this Friday as part of a Spinal Tap themed show at Ralph's Diner in Worcester! I'll be there with my band, in addition to tons of Christopher Guest tinged burlesque goodness. http://calendar.boston.com/worcester-ma/events/show/222411664-111111-spinal-tap-christopher-guest-tribute-show-with-burlesque |
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Looking to get tattooed soon! A bit of excellent role reversal- let the sadist be hurt a while. Needle dragging on skin. Too bad it is something absolutely geeky and adorable and not brutal! Don't you wish you could watch? |
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http://www.vixencreations.com/sample/mistress_silver_glitter.jpg this is the most beautiful dildo I have ever seen.
Goodness, I need more cocks to call my own. |
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My darlings, this is my amazon wishlist. Nothing gets me more excited and shows how serious you are about serving me than a prezzie showing up at my door! <3 http://goo.gl/861 if you find the link doesn't work, you can look up "Mademoiselle Macabre" under the wishlist search, and I will come up
I've added some festive lighting for my boudoir to help me ~get in the mood~ |
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Come to Superstition at An Tua Nua tonight to see me as part of Hubba Hubba's fetish fashion show!! |
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hahaha being totally manic, looked up flights to London. if I left tomorrow and came back Monday it'd be $720.50. Money y u no grow on trees? |
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Looking to travel to Chicago February 29-March 3, 2012, seeking hotel recommendations and booking sessions now. Do talk to me, Midwestern darlings! |
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Shame I don't have a darling here right now, it's a fine day to flog out some frustrations on a deserving little toy. |
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Tonight, tonight! My Den of Debauchery at the Lilypad! goo.gl/hyjVg
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Who wants to fly me to London? Oh right, nobody. Guess I'll settle for VT at the end of the month-- will be attending the Spectacle of Sin!
Also I will be latex modeling/gogo dancing at the Floating Fetish Ball this Friday! |
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Looking for lovely boy to clean my apartment 1-2x per month starting in October. Starting search now to meet beforehand. MUST be under 35, MUST be able to come to Somerville easily bonus for Daytime availability, experienced/thrilled to be cleaning my realm (2floor apartment). Experience washing latex/willingness to learn a plus. Shoe shines. Dry cleaning. All the little finishing touches that make a house to a home and make my life run smoother. Don't you want to keep your Mademoiselle happy? |
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Darlings, couldn't get enough of me Friday night? I'll be back at Club Oberon hosting the Cirque de Miel this Labor Day at 8pm! http://www.cluboberon.com/events/cirque-de-miel-natti-vogel-and-seanna-sharpe
Also, I desperately need a new mattress, my bed is so sad and tired I am just not getting proper beauty sleep (not to mention more vigorous endeavors). Any of you lovelies know about mattresses and wish to advise?
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Come see me this Friday night at Club Oberon hosting and performing in Geek Girls Burlesque! http://www.cluboberon.com/events/geek-girl-boston-presents-tardis-tease |
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My kitchen and bathroom are a disaster thanks to messy, messy roommates, which one of you darlings wants the privilege of cleaning this filth for me? |
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Oh my darlings, is anything splendid happening this Friday? I finally seem to have caught myself with a free evening. |
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A dear friend of mine is looking to get into submissive bondage modeling and videos, if anyone has pertinent info do feel free to contact me, much appreciated! |
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Goodness me, almost my birthday! Whatever shall I get this year!? http://amzn.com/w/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB |
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Check out Dr Sketchy's drawing class tonight at Club Cafe, I'll be there modeling bringing the spookysexy & badonk!
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/86747359/geek-girl-boston
If you donate to this project, I am one step closer to hosting it, and you are one step closer to seeing me as sexy femme!Dr Horrible. |
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http://www.pem.org/calendar/event/481-new_summer_evening_parties Will be attending this tonight, it should be a lovely affair. |
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Jobsearching is so boring. Also being poor is boring. Doesn't the world know I need to be carried around on a chaise lounge made of diamonds and human skulls? |
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Oh goodness gracious, I was just laid off. Can't a gal get a break? Oh well. Time to take out some aggressions on the more deserving ;) |
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Reminder darlings, I will be at Jaded tomorrow night (for the first time!!) I will most likely look like this: http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/248363_645127262761_13000552_34681784_4782100_n.jpg so do say hello. |
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Oh rent, why do you not pay yourself? Boo-urns. Not going to make it to clubs this month other than Jaded (Never been, I shall be premiering there with Pretty Thoughts selling tiny hats!!) Hope to see you there, darlings |
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Off to the Steampunk World's Faire this weekend for a naughtily anachronistic time! COG SAVE THE QUEEN! |
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Don't forget my darlings, tomorrow night! http://coolidge.org/content/taunting !! Come see Miss Amy Macabre (me! Mentirosa!) as part of the Slaughterhouse Sweethearts present: THE TAUNTING. A night of thrills, chills, tits and action. |
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My next public event: http://www.coolidge.org/content/taunting
I will be performing with my burlesque troupe, The Slaughterhouse Sweethearts. Show's at midnight, tickets on sale now. Recommend getting them ASAP, show will sell out! |
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Whew, life sure is tiring. Awesome but tiring. I could sure use a facial or something. Haha [insert 50 facial jokes here] [insert 50 insertion jokes here] |
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Whoopsies! Life has been beyond insane (in the best way!) lately and I have kind of disappeared a bit from online. Will slowly creep back in, do not fear darlings. Sorting through the epic inbox slowly but surely. |
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No really, I answer all messages that aren't ridiculous. You don't have to tribute me to say hello. I am not a scammer nor a crazyperson. Contrary to popular belief, I am first and foremost, a human being. Granted I am a human being who is infinitely more amazing than you, but I still put my (fabulously more amazing than yours) pants on one leg at a time the same as anyone else. |
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Hey remember that time I posted about wanting a YOUNG MAN to clean my apartment and like thirty guys over the age of 40 messaged me instead? I do, sadly. When I say "cleaning boy" I mean boy. If your age can even vaguely be seen as BOY, do try messaging. Perhaps this is a lofty goal, but I am comfortable NOT HAVING SOMEONE COME if I am NOT INTERESTED. This is something to please me. Not you. Me. Me me me me me. I respond to most messages barring ones that are batshit ridiculous. If I say "Not interested" do not then contact me ON EVERY WEBSITE I USE begging me. It does not endear me to you. I can make my life choices for myself, thank you darlings. If I don't feel like looking at you in a maid dress, try finding someone that will. Awesome! Enjoy! But don't send me a message every day until I have to lay down the banhammer. |
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Okay! I have been looking for an actual well mannered boy to clean my house for some time. I am tired of the bullshit. This is a SERIOUS INQUIRY for someone to come DAYTIME, WEEKDAY and clean my apartment (and do a good goddamn job) for my pleasure, sissies preferred, under 40 please. SERIOUS inquiries only. |
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haaaa not going to lie. I wish everyone who sent me stupid messages paid me just $10. I could use the money, and I'd be sitting upon a throne of cash. Yehaw. All this damn real life getting in the way of the fun.
Edit: Um. So obviously that $10 comment was a joke. I do not actually expect anyone to pay me $10 just to send me a message. I was saying I WISH I got $10 every time some idiot sent me a cut/paste message or a HI MA'AM LET ME SERV U bullshit message. Collarme? Doesn't need to be such serious business. Calm down kids. |
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Come see me perform at Sin O Matic this Saturday March 19th! |
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New pokemon came out and I have nothing to play it on. This is a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions. How will I ever catch 'em all! HOW!? DEAR LORD HOW!? I love pokemon so much. I wish I could keep subs in tiny pokeballs. |
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I want a thousand more tattoos than I can afford. And by a thousand, I mean two. But it is still total weaksauce. I want my Catullus 16 tattoo (the original rap battle beef poetry, and who doesn't love a tattoo saying I will fuck your face) and my homage to Sailor Moon (PGSM transformation brooch). Life would be complete! Ok not complete, but significantly more festive! |
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Sigh, SIGH. Jobsearching is such an annoyance. I should be carried around on a chaise lounge and fed grapes by nubile lads, not sending off 50 cover letters a day. Woe! But a gal, even a fabulous one such as myself, gotta pay rent. |
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http://littledeathray.com/infernal-devices/little-death-ray-mark-ii/ This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I need one like air oh man. *gasps* |
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All I want is a beautiful boy I can break.
Edit: When I say BOY I mean BOY. If you are 50, please actually think about what you're asking. |
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Looking for someone to clean my apartment and organize my clothing/shoes sometime this week. Must be local. Under 30 preferred. Sissy a bonus but not a must. |
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Every time I see the word "tribute" I get the Tenacious D song stuck in my head. Hilarious! On that note, I have a webcam (skype) and can verify that I am indeed just as fabulous as I appear to be, but darlings must tribute first. http://amzn.com/w/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB Or make a music video about conquering the devil via song. You know, whatever tickles your fancy more. |
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It was a pleasure being a part of the Fetish Fashion Show tonight, and so good to meet a few of you, however briefly. |
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Aw darlings, who want's to buy me a new rabbit vibe? I seem to have worn out my precious. |
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It's my birthday!
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Look for me at the New Designers' Fetish Fashion Show on 2/11 in Providence RI! I'll be part of Dawnamatrix's runway. |
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Oh my precious CM darlings, I am returned from my absence. And it is almost my birthday! As such I have finally gotten around to a (still evolving) Amazon Wishlist, as I know some have asked if I have one. I do! It is admittedly mostly frivolous things like dresses, and some less-than-sexy things like.. rain galoshes. http://amzn.com/w/2NFTPDHBQ4PYB
Do hope 2011 is treating people better (or worse, depending on your liking!) than 2010! |
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Oh this year has been so soulcrushing. I just want to run off someplace. Why does magic travel money not appear on sad, wilty trees? 2011 better be a lot more awesome |
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Too much angst, not enough links to ridiculous fantasy items: http://www.etsy.com/listing/42258808/hot-pink-leopard-print-latex-dress-by Hot pink? Latex? Why hello there!
Also I think it's adorable that etsy groups this via color on the main page. I wish my life were so organized! (or my bedroom! thousands of outfits everywhere!)
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Well, what a close to 2010. Thanks to the glorious American economy, I am unfortunately FUNemployed at present. As such I have fallen rather behind financially, and this has been a great hindrance in my ability to attend events, further my contacts with people and generally exist in the world (rent money falls from the sky, yes?). It is a humbling feeling to become financially unstable, and one that is quite unsavory to me.
I hope that this holiday season is treating you collarme darlings better than I have fared. I have so much more mischief to do. It has been a pleasure meeting so many of you via events etc this year. I trust 2011 will be better for us all.
But especially me! |
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I want to apologize for not having been responding to messages too well the past week and a half, I have had somewhat of an awful situation. A suitcase of my fetishwear (and favorite sneakers! Not going to lie, am very angry about my comfy sneakers!) was stolen off of a bus to NYC and I have been working to try and reclaim them (though we all know it's a lost cause). What an awful thing for a holiday weekend. Do not ever trust Bolt Bus. The bus stops right on the street in NY and anyone can walk right up to the bus and walk off with your bag before you have gotten off yourself. I am sure they got more than they bargained for and were after the Betseyville bag, not its mysterious contents. Suckfest. |
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Goddamn these shoes are fabulous http://galadarling.com/article/birthday-girl-pink-leopard-print-platform-mary-janes Why don't *I* get to design my own shows? Jesus fuck I would do some naughty naughty things in those shoes. |
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My goodness, I haven't a clue what to be for halloween! |
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Panties and personalized videos & photos for sale, contact me for further information. |
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Oh CollarMe, your messages never cease to amaze.
message from a12004h:
What is a 5' little slut think she is going to do with a dominant Man.
You say your a Female Dominant but you are looking for a Male Dominant.
That would make you a switch or a closet submissive that just hasn't met a real man.
I am a Dominant Alpha male looking for a submissive to train and play with on a regular basis.
I am educated, well traveled, intelligent and sane.
Boundaries respected but pushed, safety first at all times.
I am looking for an ongoing relationship.
I have a flexible schedule so I can work around yours.
Looking to bring back the fun and the passion.
I am 50, married, average to fit build, 180#s, 5'10, blue eyes, mustache.
My wife has no interest in this side of my life.
We have a don't ask don't tell and it has been going on for many years.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Bill
What on Earth makes a man think that a) messaging a Dominant woman in this manner is a good idea b) that she'd be looking for anything beyond FRIENDSHIP with a fellow dominant and, my favorite, c) Why would speaking to someone in this manner encourage a woman to submit?
Oh hello slutty moron, I own you now.
It doesn't work that way darlings. And it never will. |
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Sorry to disappoint but I am *not* here to fuck you. |
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Looking for maid (interpret as you will, I am indifferent to sissy/otherwise) services, I want this place sparkling, and demand quality. Serious inquiries only, please be local and under 40. |
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Xmortis tonight. Feel free to say hello. |
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http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/jewelry/e49b/ Oooh lawdy that's sexy.
In other news, I am working on a latex costume that I cannot wait to premiere. Any comic book fans around? You will be delighted. |
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I wish one could acquire new tattoos via thought rather than actually having to go out and purchase them. Good art isn't cheap and cheap art isn't good, and such is the vexation of the only moderately tattooed. Someday I will have my sleeve started. Someday.
Also: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l77anpCpMN1qadwmuo1_500.jpg
WHERE ON EARTH CAN I FIND THESE SHOES!? |
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Sigh. SIGH. SIIIIIGH. I am still a real person, who actually meets other real people. Your sending me "threats to expose me" are ridiculous. Especially when your evidence is my own modeling portfolio. I've met many people from this site at various events (SinOMatic, Fetish Fleamarket etc) and those that feel so compelled to call me out in their journals are only making themselves look foolish.
Is there nothing better for us to discuss than my supposed insubstantiality? |
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Panties! I have 'em. You want 'em. Let me know darling. |
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Which one of you lovelies wants the honor of cleaning my filthy kitchen and bathroom? And no love, that's not a euphemism. |
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Some people say diamonds are a girl's best friend, I think it's Lovecraft. http://www.etsy.com/listing/51591458/h-p-lovecraft-cameo-necklace-in-black |
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talk shit get hit
Off to the Fetish Fleamarket to poke and ogle all the precious things I cannot buy! Ah, life. |
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It's like where's Waldo! I'll be at the Fetish Fair Fleamarket and Sin-O-Matic this weekend (I wear leopard print glasses IRL). If you spot me, feel free to introduce yourself and say hello. I promise I don't bite. Without prompting. |
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I don't give a fuck how many people accuse me of being fake, I'll still be here, and I'll still be a real person. I've met some great people through this site, and that's enough for me. Do keep trying to "prove" how fake I am by doing amazing things like linking me to my own modeling portfolio, websites *I* appear on or whatever other bullshit you pull out of your significantly inferior asses. Your pathetic gestures are amusing. |
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Oh goodness darlings, here's a tip from me to you-- don't try going from black hair to red hair at home, you will end up with orange roots and a lot of sadness! Good thing I know how to rock any look, this is quite the disaster!
Also I am moving moving soon and thus in going through things I have realized what an overwhelming amount of well-worn panties/socks/stockings I have! Do let me know if you have interest, lovelies.
Also also holy bejeezuz this bathing suit: http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/leopard-print-marilyn.html
And yes, I really am this obsessed with leopard print |
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Oh my god, shoes. I need to stop looking at leopard print shoes! http://www.pierresilber.com/penthouse9.html
http://www.heels.com/womens-shoes/lakin-pump-pink-leopard.html
I think I just want to wear leopard print every day, forever
http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/deadly-babydoll-green-leopard.html |
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Hmm looking to get more into latexwear. Exciting. Does latex come in leopard print? Things to ponder... |
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Thank you so much to all you darlings who sent me messages about the feeldoe! You are so lovely and helpful.
And now on to more pressing matters, what to do with my haircolor! Whee! |
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Does anyone have experience with the Feeldoe? http://www.stockroom.com/Vibrating-Feeldoe-P1732.aspx It seems like such a fabulous concept but I am concerned for its holding up, if you will, to its end of the bargain. |
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"There is no such thing as a Dominant Woman...only someone who was abused and now wishes revenge....Women were made to serve men...tis the order of life"
Oh easyorhard, you're adorable.
Edit: Dear morons, who are apparently too bumbling to grasp this journal posting. *I* did not make the above statement, user "easyorhard" did. I am amused by his concerns. |
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Hmm hmm need a new strapon harness. Anyone have any favorites or fave sites I should poke around on? Looking for leather. Menacing, menacing leather for a petite gal. |
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No, I do not do "online blackmail" nor do I want control over your expenses, nor your ATM pin, nor will I "show your cheating husband what he deserves" or empty your accounts and ration it back to you or whatever idiot financial bondage crap you keep messaging me about.
I mean you can send me money, sure, but I'm just going to keep it and roll around on it and use it to buy shoes and videogames.
Siiiiiiiigh. I'm actually here to meet people and make new friends and interact with new humans, I'm not here for your online wishywashy. |
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Oy vey, I'm getting all verklempt just looking at these beauties http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/glitter-cheetah-platform-pumps-bordello.html
And gosh I just realized I do not have a THREE WOLF MOON shirt how can I ever conquer the world without such a thing!? Heavens to Betsy, this is a pickle. |
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Darlings I said beautiful boy not curmudgeonly 40 yearold man. Reading comprehension skills, s'il vous plait |
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All I want is a beautiful boy to curl up at my feet like the darling pet he is. Is this truly so much to ask? |
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So poppets, wants to pay my rent? Ah... just kidding. No no, life does not work that way. However life does work in mysterious ones. Perhaps I'll win the lotto! Or become a stripper. Time will tell!! If you truly wish to please me with your advances you can do something very simple-- STOP SENDING ME PICTURES OF YOUR DISGUSTING PENIS. If I want to see your dick, I would tell you. Dazzle me with your words darling. Keep the dong to yourself. |
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yes, all my photos are me. Oh look I appear to have made a video. Oops! Guess I'm real. Deal with it. |
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Oh collarme, I am not looking for live-in slaves. I am 26 years old, where the hell do you think I live? A palace? Please. I hardly have enough time and room for myself, you think I want to bother with YOU 24/7? |
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Married men-- contacting me is a waste. I will not respond to your messages. Same applies to those sending me dribble like accusing me of being a fake and saying you will out me with all your "proof". Stop wasting your time darlings, is there nothing better for you to be doing? |
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Stop sending me photos of your dick. Seriously. I do not care what your penis looks like, it is not pertinent to my interests nor would it ever ever sway me in a decision about you. If anything it is a surefire way to get me to ignore you. It's disrespectful and stupid to send a photo of your sloppy genitalia to someone with whom you have never even conversed.
Try focusing your efforts on messaging me something better than "ur a goddess" with a picture of your junk. I can promise that would be far more rewarding.
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Oh poppets, I'm not sure you understand what DOMINANT FEMALE means, but if you are a dominant male contacting me to be your sub/slave you are barking up the wrong tree indeed. Perhaps some reading glasses are in order. Yes I seek Dominant males and females- for friendship only. |
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Hey CM? I'm only 24. Please stop calling me ma'am. Mentirosa or Miss would suffice, and Mademoiselle would be most excellent. |
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If you send me a form response or a copy/paste I will ignore the shit out of you. Is it really THAT hard to type an email? Show me you care.
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I'm not searching for anything, I'm looking to see what finds me.
Also, if you send me a message full of "u r" and internetspeak, I will promptly ignore it. At least have the courtesy to type properly.
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