So, I'm literate. I actually read profiles before I send messages, there is that. I find that taking a few seconds to know what someone is looking for and what they're about before sending a message is a good way to reduce my "douchebag footprint" ( that's like a carbon footprint, but you know...of douchery)
I'm the person who almost always focuses on the girl who will cause me the most pain and ignores the nice ones I'd probably be "happier" with.
I have a thing for jealous, mean women, women who expect everything for very little. Sadistic women, control freaks, women who like to humiliate men, and women who believe in female supremacy. You know that one guy who's friends all make fun of because he's always asking permission or can never come out, that cracked whip sound they make? I like that girl, if that girls control was magnified by a thousand.
I'm open to a lot of things. I like being micromanaged in sadistic ways. What's better than a pretty girl running you in unpleasant ways??