11/8/2016 7:33:38 PM: Would love to see an inbox flooded with PINK messages. I'm assuming my profile is a bit much for many on here. The truly depraved need to stop hiding.

9/18/2016 3:31:40 PM: Someone do me a favour and tell 'TheRealElisaLynn' to unblock me. I want to mock her in her current state and can't do it properly when she's not getting my messages. Ask her to message me when I'm unblocked so I can take this request down. Thanks in advance! She says she unblocked me but my messages don't go through. Someone keep bugging her. (Updated Oct 17)

9/10/2016 8:25:24 PM: SURVEY!Please let me know if you think the following would make great 'bimbo tits'. You need to actually view my journal in my profile to see them. Start your response with a 'YES' or 'NO'. Follow up with whatever you like.

6/10/2016 7:56:23 PM: Anyone know how to get this site working for more than 5 minutes at a time?Finally, I think it's working again.

2/1/2015 7:58:59 PM: My previous journals got deleted for calling out the copy of me.I guess I need to keep this vague. There's a copy of me, and it's not me. Talk to it if you're sick of me ignoring you and you can pretend you're actually talking to me.Pro-tip: The phony is just craving to be broken.