Sorry, men. I am no longer actively looking for anything. Just got married in May! :) However, the hubby and I would entertain applications for slaves that would be interested in serving us both. Speak up, though.
Otherwise, primarily just keeping this profile here anymore for friends to keep in contact.
Oh, and I kept the journal entries posted, as well, since people love to comment about them. LOL.
12/12/2012 8:56:20 AM
That's the number of men I have chatted within the past week, that, when I go to chat them again, have found they have deleted their profiles.
What the fuck is that all about?
[Imitation of Mr. Rogers' voice:] Can you spell GAMEPLAYER? I knew you could! :)
11/29/2012 5:46:22 PM
Today's episode of CollarMe was brought to you by the letter "L" and the number "ZERO".
Where we remind you that if you have ZERO pictures and ZERO text in your profile, you are either Lazy or are a Loser.
Yes, sometimes I revert to quoting from Sesame Street and the Children's Television Workshop, because apparently, that adequately reflects the mentality of most of the idiots that contact Me.
7/4/2012 1:33:54 PM
Wow, guys. Never thought I'd say this, but in the last ten days, My most entertaining conversation on this site, was with a woman!
Not to take away from her intelligence, and her own cute provocative nature, but why is it that only a female has the balls (excuse the anatomical displacement) to actually chat Me? What the hell is wrong with all you humans with penises swagging between your legs? *
If you have something meaningful to say or ask... do it! It's just chat and email, for Christ's sake! It's not like I can reach through the screen and slap your face (though I admit, some of you deserve it). If you aren't online to broaden your horizons and maybe even (GOD FORBID!!!) meet someone, then simply turn off your computer and play in the freeway. You'll have better impact there.
* Half-credit to you slugs that write Me with just stupid one-or-two word clumsy introductions. It's not appreciated, but at least you aren't bashful.
6/29/2012 9:24:12 PM
I guess some boys *do* have guts and intregity, after all.
After us having been very "into" one another (at least via chat and email), one prospect had decided that there was one style that he just could not deal with or wrap his head around. (That's fine. I get it. And I don't begrudge him his opinions or desires. I'm no panacaea, nor am I 100% what everyone would like, either. We all know that one-size-does-NOT-fit-all. I am not that shallow a Man.)
The point is, he had the balls to tell Me this and suggest We not continue. I applaud that, inasmuch as a lesser man would simply have stopped corresponding and blown Me off.
Why are men such fucking pricks some times? Many could take a lesson from this boy.
What? Afraid to write Me and hurt My feelings? Oh, please, bitch... until you're at My doorstep or have My Cock buried down your throat, you are merely words on a screen to Me. Don't over-inflate your own value. Be a man and step up. A little common decency wouldn't do you any fucking harm.
And if, by some chance, this one particular prospect happens to read this, I really do wish you the best of luck in finding exactly what it is you seek.
6/13/2012 10:49:37 AM
Ok, time for a change in strategy.
It seems to Me that when someone puts "Please, serious only" that it only serves as a magnet to the fucktardish freaks that only like to play games online... as if "serious only" is some sort of challenge for them to see just how far they can go with someone who would otherwise have no interest in them.
So from now on, I think I'll change My headline to read "Only flakes and phoneys need apply". That way, the jackasses won't bother Me, as they have no challenge, and would get bored with Me quickly. But perhaps the *serious* ones might contact Me, with the objective of changing My mind into considering some who actually *is* serious.
Then again, what fun is that? After all, isn't the internet just for fantasizing? I sometimes wonder.