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CuChulainn
Hetero Male, 42, Ottawa, Canada 
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CuChulainn

Care to be my prey?

 

I am a rough and rugged old school gentleman that is mad (crazy for my southern neighbours)for singletails.

 

Standard features included in this silver tongued Wolf:

*Dry wit (Huh?)

*Well educated (sometimes smart)

*Well travelled (which way is north?)

*Well mannered (up your kilt with a wire brush!)

*Well endowed (I think it is time to trade in the Toyota for an Aston Martin.)

*Well heated (I have a hot bod ladies. It is a furnace, good for those cold cuddly nights.

I never could understand the female thermostat.)

 

Users Manual:

Your Dom/Top was manufactured in Canada (See! Not everything is made in China) with an Irish/Scot/Jordie pedigree. (Apparently your Dom/Top likes to get drunk not have to pay for it and will scrap if anyone says otherwise.)

 

Your Dom/Top requires sustenance every 4 to 24 hours depending on the level of activity.

 

The gauge runs from Jovial Contentment to Viciously Ravenous. The halfway mark reads hungry. When the gauge reads Starving it is critically important that you pull over and fuel your Dom/Top up; the consequences would be dire otherwise.

 

Recommended fuels include:

-East Indian, Thai, Mexican, Italian, German, French, and Western. This Model of Dom top is not fussy for Chinese,. Avoid sea food with the exception of Tuna. (I wonder why that is?)

 

Beverages suggested include: Water, milk, a variety of teas, and red wine.

Alcoholic beverages can be consumed by your Dom/Top in great quantities. Results include vivacious jocularity and pleasant disposition. If equal quantities of water are consumed, there is little worry of your Dom/Top not functioning in human fashion. (Note: This model of Dom top may consume typically one beverage per month)

 

Such beverages of preference include: Guinness, Strong Bow Cider, Scotch, Irish Mist and various other high octane fuels.

 

Mental and spiritual sustenance is also required to keep your Dom/Top operating at peak performance.

 

Recommended:

-Novels in historical fiction, Military history/fiction, sci fi, and comedy.

Music:

*Electronic, including Techno, Ambient, Chill, Primal, and Industrial.

*Folk including Irish drinking tunes to Gordon Lightfoot.

*Classic Rock (Died in 1979) including the Rolling Stones, Pink Floyed and CCR etc.

*Classical and Opera are appreciated by your Dom/Top for those intellectual or quietly reflective moments.

 

Hazardous: Do not try to stimulate your Dom/Top with Country, Hip Hop, and/or cRap. The results can be deadly.

 

Exterior/Colours: The body work is a work in progress. Your Dom/Top comes equipped with a sturdy frame, and olive complexion. Honey brown eyes, a perfect grill that has K-Nine like accents (Very sharp).

 

The roof is canvassed with a naturally occurring thick mane of dark grey, silver white highlights. The sidewalls are heavily lined in silver since the 12th year this model of Dom/Top was manufactured.

Options Include:

 

*Cuddling (Is that aftercare?)

*Long walks (Do keep up!)

*Companionable silence (Bloody mute button won't work.)

*Patience (...Found seldom in a woman, and never in a man. Or is that, Beware the fury of a patient man?)

*Good listener (Would I get a word in edgewise?)

*Sensitive (Does that hurt? Yes? Oh Good! Suffer!)

*Passion (Let's make the fur fly!!!)

 

Warranty: Your moderately used/seasoned Dom/Top has at least a good 50 to 60 years left on the clock. Your Dom/Top is self grooming, 100% washable and guaranteed no shrinkage unless in cold weather.

 

"Insanity is in my blood, chaos is in my veins. Please leave your questions and prejudices behind when you witness my wolf within." mozeNWrathe 2002

8/16/2010 4:02:34 PM: Ladies, lets change the etiquette a bit. If you're interested in a lad you contact them first. If you'd like to say hello, please feel free to do so. I am not bothering to reach out first and writing anyone any longer. I am jaded to the prolific number of profiles that winge and whine that they're flooded with emails, men are fakes and liars add naseam.

1/13/2010 6:12:37 AM: Oh where have my favourite Nigerian pestering fans gone that always need rescuing? Not an email in weeks. *Gasps* 

1/12/2010 2:22:28 PM: Can you spot which picture is my bad hair day?

11/13/2008 4:59:36 PM: Just in....Top Gear says I should keep my Toyota.... Lies, tis all lies I tell you!  I am sooo confused!

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 Southeastern, Pennsylvania