Since My previous profile seems to have been a little too intellectual for the typical chatter on Collarspace to comprehend, I decided to rewrite it to make it easier for such others to understand.

I understand that I'm not what most would consider handsome or even attractive. I have accepted that and, since the laws of genetics are written in stone, I know that I am powerless to change a shitty deal from Mother Nature. If you are searching for the archetypal Handsome Prince YOU AIN"T GONNA FIND ONE HERE SO GET THE FUCK OFF THIS PROFILE PAGE!!!

My intentions are very simple, even for Collarspace users:

1. I am a 66 y/o Caucasian male who is looking for a domestic and sexual FEMALE slave / submissive for a long-term live-in relationship. I prefer that she be between 30 to 40 years years of age and of Caucasian, Native American, or Asian ethnicity, but these preferences are not written in stone.

2. Although I am retired, this does not mean that I intend for her to support Me. In fact, I am financially secure in My own right and am quite capable of comfortably supporting both of us.

3. Anyone meeting the medical definition of obesity will not be considered, nor will anyone with any of chemical dependence, anyone who is bipolar, or anyone with an addictive personality disorder.

4. If you are sincerely committed to living within a Master /slave relationship, and can meet the criteria mentioned above, let Me hear from you. If you cannot, at least be honest enough to admit it, and then move along to attempt to con someone else.