3/9/2015 12:48:43 PM: Remember when Austin Powers began yanking on the old lady's white hair? 'She's a MAN, baby!' That's me. I'm a man. Yeah, baby. And here I was convinced that everyone was fooled. How did you ever see through my clever ruse? Oh, I wouldn't attend one of your silly BDSM group's meetings? Yeah, that definitely proves I'm rocking a set of balls. Because I refused to Skype with you, a total stranger, and help you jerk off? Yikes, damning evidence indeed. And then there was the time I declined to escort you, another total stranger, to the [fill in the name of a public fetish event here]. Golly, how could I possibly be for real? Or are you one of those Genius Photographers who know I'm a man because there's no free photo shoots in your futures? Curses, I keep giving myself away here. But, wait a second! Hmmm. The old lady whom Austin Powers attacked WASN'T a man, baby, she was Michael York's mother -- a REAL woman! And so am I. (Er, just to clarify, I'm not Michael York's mother but I am a real woman. Got it? This nonsense is becoming so confusing...) So if you must harass me, could you at least put a little effort into the harassment? Maybe even some creativity? Please? The whole 'you're a man because' shtick is even more boring than those fetish group meetings I avoid like the plague. I totally understand some of you possess the emotional maturity of pre-pubescent teenagers. Hell, some of you probably ARE secretly pre-pubescent teens, right? And you cannot help yourself from lashing out at me because you'll never have me. And that's fine. But for the love of God could you please make your attacks at least moderately interesting? Or funny? Oh what I wouldn't give for some rotten messages that could make me laugh. Hey, I just realized, wasn't that gag with Austin Powers and Michael York's non-tranny mommy stolen from the first 'Crocodile Dundee' movie? And wasn't that Austin Powers 'Lower, darling, lower!' joke stolen from Benny Hill? Forget me, shouldn't you guys be harassing Mike Meyers? Until next time, sweeties -- squeal like the pig you are. ;-)

11/10/2014 8:32:05 AM: Yes, I posted a *new* VIDEO JOURNAL ENTRY yesterday.  So rejoice and fawn over me!Going forward ALL messages from dom male accounts are deleted.  No exceptions.  Weary from the harassment of idiots.Lastly, YES, I'm real.  Check out my vid journal entry.  No, I will not Skype with you to 'prove' I'm real/provide you with j.o. material.  Duh.

5/11/2014 11:33:00 AM: Clip store, anyone?   I've been toying with opening a clip store.  But don't want to waste the effort.   Mostly ass worship, strap-on play, me being sexy.  Those sorts of clips...akin to the vids I've posted here on collarme but longer and sexier.   Would love to hear from anyone who's currently running or attempted running a clip store.  Any anecdotal stories or advice definitely welcome.   Also, it's long overdue for me to update my pictures.  Look for all new and crazy pics by the end of this week!   More soon, sweeties.

4/8/2013 2:16:34 PM: Fakes, Phonies And MORE Fakes !!!   Anybody else notice how many OBVIOUSLY fake profiles have hit this site in the last few weeks ??   Somebody or somebodies have been busier than shoe elves cobbling together phony profiles with stolen pics (even some of mine were swiped!) and one-line descriptions.   Of course, this is why God invented GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH, right ??

12/18/2012 8:47:32 PM: Yes, I posted THREE new vids on my collarme journal page...dying to know what u think! ;-)