1. If you are an uber flake don't waste my time
2. If you start sentences with Ma'am/Mistress/etc. and tell me how much you want to be my slave/sub BEFORE you even know me, I will not respond to you
3. LOCAL REAL TIME PEOPLE only
4. Lack of decent grammar and numerous spelling errors will get no response
Now for the niceties...
Hey there... new-ish to the scene, bi switch (which i guess means i can't make up my mind). Looking for some new friends (or wherever else it leads) to play with.
(Sorry can't think of any witty or amusing things to say... so I'm afraid this is it...)