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So small disclaimer before you message me. Awful grammar/spelling, I probably will be polite and send a hello or just straight ignore you. No pic? Probably won't get more than a polite hello. And if you don't live in Miami, well, that just makes things difficult, eh?
I am also not looking for a vastly older man, so honestly if you're above 30 I'm not interested. Thank you.
And I want to really put emphasis on the lack of photo, I will not agree to meet you and probably won't "get to know you" if I can't see your face. I'm trusting enough to camwhore myself all over the internet. :P
Also some dickbag wants to comment on how I look fat and shit, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK if you think I'm fat. I've lost over 100lbs and I am proud of the body I have now. I'm hot, I sexy, I get chased. The fact that you took the time to write a journal entry fat shaming me is just proof as to why I stopped coming to this shitty site for months. Fuck off and die.
[this is copied from my okcupid, it's pretty thorough if you want to get to know me]
My name is Ashley, I'm 23, I live in Kendall, Florida and I'm a total right brainer.I love everything creative, arts, music, movies, plays, food, I have a passion for the arts and for life. I've been to some pastry school and I love cooking. I'm a night owl and a bit of a computer geek. I love playing video games and going out for bike rides, I want to start doing more outdoor activities.
And I'm a Whovian. Dedicated and hardcore. If you are too, we should get along nicely. If you're a nerd who would like to get in to Doctor Who, I love introducing it to people.
I'm a waitress at Devon Seafood + Grill *and* Buffalo Wild Wings, at the moment I only have one day off so I'm a busy girl! I'd love to start rock wall climbing, I want to go on road trips, adventures, I want to see the world. I'm great with kids and I love to cook a meal for people I care about. I want to meet someone who will go gallery hopping with me during the day then get drunk and run around in the grass at night. I wanna try new things, taste new foods, meet new people and feel new things. I have a bike I want to start riding regularly and I'm trying to [yes, finally] learn how to drive soon.
Just got out of a relationship so if you're not down with a bit of emotional baggage for a while, I'd just move along and save yourself the frustration.
I'm an ex tomboy who love Monty Python, romantic comedies, webcomics, stumbleupon, and vodka. I'm trying to become a more outdoorsy person, I'd like to go camping, fishing, rock wall climbing, bike riding, all sorts of stuff. I want to change up my life, I want to get healthier and get some sun finally. I love making up dishes and drinks, I love Mario and rainbows, I'm colorful and weird. I make cute noises and talk in little kid voices without meaning to.
My last relationship lacked one thing I feel that, at this point in my life, I need, which is passion and romance. I am a very romantic person and I let my emotions be known. I love cheesy lines, compliments, flowers and surprises. If you give those to me, I can promise you'll get them in return. I love passionately and I really give my heart to people. So if you're passive in your relationships, maybe we can date, but serious? No. It would just hurt me all over again.
I'm a huge nerd, I love talking about comic books and watching documentaries. Then I'll get all dressed up and go to a bar and act like a stupid girly girl. I'm silly and I like acting like a kid.
The only thing I ask is honesty. I don't want to be "the other woman" and I don't want to be lied to. I've been lied to way too much in my life to deal with much more. Don't lie to me, treat me how I deserve, and just be awesome and we'll be good. :]
Oh, and reading all of this mess gets you big points. Like, if you start out by asking me my name? Well, heh, good luck with that. :P
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